The event game

[Nastazgeezer]

PERSON 1 posts an event question such as: what would you do if.. you were driving down the motorway and just realised you are low on fuel?

PERSON 2 posts a reply to that event, and also posts a new event for the next person to answer

rules
> all event posts must start off with.. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF..
> event questions can be no longer than three lines long

ADMINs / MODs choice rules.. (the admin or/and MoD makes the choice if these rules should be applied, the following rules are to save posting space)

> event answers can be no longer than four lines long

I'll start..

what would you do if.. you lost ALL your HDD memory for your xbox360?

[DallasDCool]

I would submit myself into some degree of therapy or psychiatry.

What would you do if...there was no more internet?

[MightierToaster]

This deserves a 3 year Bump.

"what would you do if.. you lost ALL your HDD memory for your xbox360?"
It happened and I took it surprisingly well.

"What would you do if...there was no more internet?"
My way of life would eventually go back to how it was before internet, very dull.

What would you do if someone keyed your car?

[Addington]

I would hunt that ***** down and key ***** in their forehead.

What would you do if you found out your mom is a stripper?

[Malkaiah]

Find who employed her and offer to pay for an eye test, my mother is a little overweight. :p

What would you do if Micro$haft suddenly went bust and made a mandatory recall of ALL Xbox 360 items?

[Drivebyfm]

=O.......Put all of my xbox stuff in a room and chain it shut.

M$ dont get my stuff.

What would you do if you got a letter saying that all your exam passes were void and left you with no qualifactions

[lufc2k9]

id go back to school
great time

what would you do if you found out u are part german and was related to hitler?

[MightierToaster]

I actually found out I was part German last week and was bummed about it :( and if I'm related to Hitler, well then I had one hell of an epic fail of a grandfather.

What would you do if your brand new car got totaled by a semi, the moment you left the dealer :)

[Drivebyfm]

Im not american....

Is the english translation - What would you do if your brand new car got wrecked by a lorry, the moment you left the showroom.

If so - Buy another new one....

What would you do if i turned up at your doorstep?

[InhumaneSniper]

I would greet you and ask you if you wanted some tea.

What would you do if I poisoned the tea.

[Malkaiah]

Wouldn't care as I don't drink tea.

What would you do if aliens attacked?

[Drivebyfm]

wonder whats on tv

What would you do if i got bored?

[lufc2k9]

kick you ass at any game on xbox. :)

what would u do if i your xbl account got banned and you wasnt aloud to make a new 1??

[Drivebyfm]

Use my mates xD

What would you do if i ran out of pizza and raided yours?

[Malkaiah]

Well I don't have a pizza so that's irrelevant, but in the hypothetical situation that I do have one. Well...

I'd roundhouse kick you in the face, Chuck Norris style. No one steals my hard-earned pizza. ;)

What would you do if you lost all the digits on your hands apart from your ring finger and little finger? And there were no prosthetics.

[Drivebyfm]

Well I don't have a pizza so that's irrelevant, but in the hypothetical situation that I do have one. Well...

I'd roundhouse kick you in the face, Chuck Norris style. No one steals my hard-earned pizza. ;)

What would you do if you lost all the digits on your hands apart from your ring finger and little finger? And there were no prosthetics.

Digits = Fingers?

If they do i would make hey and go on a freak show =)

[Drivebyfm]

Well I don't have a pizza so that's irrelevant, but in the hypothetical situation that I do have one. Well...

I'd roundhouse kick you in the face, Chuck Norris style. No one steals my hard-earned pizza. ;)

What would you do if you lost all the digits on your hands apart from your ring finger and little finger? And there were no prosthetics.

Digits = Fingers?

If they do i would make hey and go on a freak show =)

What would you do if i ran out of ketchup?

[Malkaiah]

Laugh.

What would you do if someone went on a brutal killing spree in your neighbourhood?

[jtmoniz]

Hide, or run out the back door, over the fence + down the street to the police station.

What would you do if your neighbor hired a painter + he got paint on your car?

[Wolf X]

Calmly discuss the situation with my neighbor and the painter until we decided on a course of action that was fair for all parties involved. Then when my neighbor's asleep **** on his lawn.

What would you do if you caught your significant other banging the UPS guy?

[jtmoniz]

Oh...wouldn't that be sweet. I could get her out of my life. Justifiably.


What if you caught a person pooping on your lawn??

[Wolf X]

Stick his face in it and say "No!" in a calm ascertive tone while hitting him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.

What would you do if a cop pulled you over on the side of the road and asked you to get out of your vehicle and take off all your clothes?
EDIT: Oh, and the cop is the same gender as you.

[jtmoniz]

Tell him that my cell phone camera didn't get that + would he repeat it.

What would you do if you saw someone spit into a book + put it back on the shelf at the library?

[quazarbrown]

Make sure he didn't spit in my books too.

What would you do.........with a million dollars? :D

[jtmoniz]

Index funds.

what would you do ....with 1 billion dollars?

[quazarbrown]

Index funds.

LOL, I was looking for the old lottery commercial song answer of "I'd buy you a house, I'd buy you a car..."

With 1 billion dollars I would...Buy the Pittsburgh Pirates (they would be cheap and I love their stadium) and buy every xbox 360 game out there so that I could spend all my time not working and becoming the biggest achievement ***** ever!

What would you do if you were locked in the back of a police car with no officers inside and no way out AND you had to go poop really, really bad?

[jtmoniz]

What would you do if you were locked in the back of a police car with no officers inside and no way out AND you had to go poop really, really bad?Hold it + pray that they would come back REALLY soon. I have a cop friend that told me this kind of stuff happens all of the time with drunks.

What would you do if you came back from a weekend away + your house was empty? Everything was stolen.

[Wolf X]

File a police report and use what little money I have in the bank to ONLY buy another TV, 360, and 1 game. My achievement whoring doesn't stop because I have no furniture or food.

What would you do if the government needed your expertise (because of gaming obviously) to singlehandedly infiltrate a foreign military base and dismantle a WMD?

[jtmoniz]

Ensure them that my security clearance is no longer valid, then show them that my hands shake + wouldn't be useful for fine motor skill work.

What would you do if some very close to you borrowed your identity to do some low level crimes?

[quazarbrown]

Borrow their identity to commit some felonies OR just turn them in. Either way I'm not taking the blame. I know I'm selfish. Only people I would take blame for would be my parents.

What would you do if zombies attacked?

[jtmoniz]

Are they the fast zombies like L4D or the slow ones like Dead Rising?

[quazarbrown]

Fast ones like L4D.

[jtmoniz]

Get into my car + run them over if I had to. I would then get to nearest ...mall? Actually, there is a National Guard Armory close by. See if I could get into there. Lock the door behind me, break into their weapon stores.

What would you do if you came home from work or school + found that your house had been removed by a tornado?

[Wolf X]

Replace it with yet another cardboard box from the nearby grocery store.

What would you do if you were somehow accidently transported through time to the Dark Ages?

[quazarbrown]

I would use my superior intelligence to become a feudal landlord until I earned enough capital and respect to take over all of Europe and the world. Mwahaha!

What would you do if you ruled the world?

BTW I just realized that a game similar to this was posted a while ago but has been dead for a few weeks. That's OK our questions are a lot more profound than theirs.:D

[merciless tengo]

I'd rule it with an Iron grip, but not be a total ****.

What would you do if your mum was a crack Wh0re?

[Wolf X]

Nothing! I'd know what to get her for her birthday.

What would you do if you were the last person on Earth?

[quazarbrown]

Learn how to cook and farm really quickly.

What would you do if aliens existed?

[merciless tengo]

They probably do, so, just carry on with the way I'm living now.

What would you do if... you woke up blind one day?

[quazarbrown]

Walk to the phone and call a doctor (because how often do you just wake up blind?) then go to my back porch and grab one of my baseball bats to use as one of those walking sticks so I could get to the hospital.
I'm pretty sure I could navigate my house but the rest of the world would be tough to wander around in.

What would you do if you woke up one day and didn't know who you were?

[merciless tengo]

Start a new life, and make myself just so awesome.
However, I really like who I am now.

What would you do if... you found your friend sitting in the dark with his balls in a guitar, strumming himself to ecstasy?

[Wolf X]

Laugh at him silently then turn on the lights and quickly take a picture with my cell so that I can show it to all our friends and later put it on the world wide internets so that everyone can laugh at him too.

What would you do if one day you came home to find a strange man completely naked sleeping on your couch?

[merciless tengo]

I'd be amazed that he hasn't been raped by my dogs yet.

What would you do if you woke up and found out that you were completely naked and sleeping on someone random stranger's couch?

[Addington]

I would check to see if it is a girl. If it is then I would crawl into her bed, if not I would find something to where and never speak of it again.

What would you do if you woke up to find your best friend spooning with you and you are both naked?

[Wolf X]

Smile and say "Finally! My dream has come true!"...... Well no, but seriously, try to figure out where the prostitutes wandered off to and swear an oath to never drink again.

What would you do if you had one week left to live?

[merciless tengo]

Spam these forums for my 2K.
Blind can give me an infraction and all, but why would I care? I'd be dead by the time it comes into play.

I'd also do all the girls that I've been disallowing myself from doing (exes that'd like me back, girls that like me but I'm not meant to speak to because of friends etc)
and tell everyone how I really feel about them.
I'd also buy all the Fallout DLC and get an awful lot of coffee so I could have a week long marathon.

What would you do if... You found a fat naked man in your kitchen eating cheese.

[Addington]

I would ask him if he needs bread to make a sandwich.

What would you do if you could have sex with the girl of your dreams but she had an STD?

[Wolf X]

Wear a condom and hope for the best.

What would you do if up was down and down was up?

[quazarbrown]

Play all of my games with inverted Y-axis.;)

What would you do if you stumbled upon Pandora's Box?

[Tartarus]

Open it...obviously.
What would you do if you went blind?

[quazarbrown]

Walk to the phone and call a doctor (because how often do you just wake up blind?) then go to my back porch and grab one of my baseball bats to use as one of those walking sticks so I could get to the hospital.
I'm pretty sure I could navigate my house but the rest of the world would be tough to wander around in.

What would you do if you had to escape Alcatraz?

[Wolf X]

Seeing as it's been a tourist destination since 1972 I'd just wait and kill time (by kill time I mean masturbate) until the next ferry full of tourists showed up and hitch a ride off the blasted island with them.

What would you do if you were struck by lightning while standing in a pool of radioactive waste and you developed superpowers?

[jtmoniz]

Very quietly get the phone + dial 911.

What would you do if you came home to find a naked woman sleeping on your couch?

[Wolf X]

Demand that she stop doing that because it's disgusting, the blinds are open, it scares the neighbors, and that it's not proper for my grandmother to do such things.

What would you do if a friend invited you to a party and it turned out to be a KKK rally?

[TopVillian]

I would of ran away from them or I would killed them all.

What would you do if someone breaks into your house and only steals your 360?

[jtmoniz]

I wouldn't bother with my insurance, my deductable is too high. I would call 1 800 4 my xbox + notify them with the console #. Someone might try to log into live with it. Then I would call the police + report it stolen. Then I would go to Game Crazy + buy an Elite + a 120 gb hd then log into live + recover my GT.

What would you do if someone took your games + accessories + left your console?

[Wolf X]

Be very ****ed off, then I would cry. Later I would get drunk (since there's nothing better to do) and probably end up beating my wife (since there's nothing better to do).

What would you do if nude photos of your significant other were floating around all over the world wide internets (not the classy Playboy type either, we're talking the sleezy Hustler type)?

[MightierToaster]

Confront them and get some answers.

What would you do if the Loch-Ness Monster showed up at your front door, asking for tre-fiddy?

[Wolf X]

Say to him, "God dammit Loch-Ness Monster! I ain't given you no tre-fiddy!".

What would you do if a girl scout came to your door offering cookies for tre-fiddy?

[Saikred]

/offtopic

what would you do if you found out u are part german and was related to hitler?

Hitler wasn't German... he was Austrian

/ontopic

I would totally buy those cookies... totally

vvvvvvv

What would you do if you found out that "The Matrix" was true?

[Wolf X]

What would you do if you found out that "The Matrix" was true?

Four things. First; learn Kung-Fu. Second; learn to dodge bullets. Third; learn to fly. Fourth; have some fun XD

What would you do if Aliens visited you every night while you slept and "probed" you?

[jtmoniz]

You mean they don't?? (oh, gosh, that's sick...sorry)
Lose my marbles + probably kill someone.

What would you do if your essence - your mind - you - were put into a dog - or cat?

[The Dave]

Lick myself in the gonads for 6 hours then lick a human in the face.
I sickened even myself with that one, but thats what dogs do...
I said dogs do...
*Puts down beer*
No more of you tonight!

Anywho.. So.. I have to give a question... the one I want to post is too rude for this family gaming website, so I'll go for..

What would you do if you woke up and you were in Vault 101 from Fallout 3?

[Wolf X]

Take the G.O.A.T. since I know how to get the results I want and become the next Overseer. Oh, and kill Butch.

What would you do if you were playing your favorite video game and some crazy anomoly caused you to be teleported into that game?

[jtmoniz]

Go to Chorrol + seduce the queen, because it's good to be the king!! (Oblivion)

What if your favorite video game was L4D + you ended up in that game?

[Wolf X]

Prolly starve to death in a safe room.

What would you do if someone you cared about immensely and really close to you became possessed by a demon?

[Saikred]

My daughter is already the Antichrist so we'd be sorted lol...

What would you do if your best friend said he had "relations" with your mother?

[tozir]

i would pity him.

What would you do if you were forced to kill all your friends and family?

[Wolf X]

I wouldn't do it, unless they were like zombies or something in which case it wouldn't really be them anymore anyway.

What would you do if you had the ability of pyrokinesis?