The "Who Would Win?" Game

[XxCAPiTAxX]

You say two or more people. The next person anwsers who and states two or more people etc.

Vin Diesel and Dennis Rodman

[The Guardian]

Vin Diesel.

The Hulk and The Thing

[DallasDCool]

The Hulk

Chuck Norris or Samuel L. Jackson

[The Guardian]

Chuckie Norris!

Jessica Simpson or Jessica Alba

[XxCAPiTAxX]

Jessica Simpson

Don King or Sherlock Holmes

[DallasDCool]

Don King's hair would baffle Sherlock Holmes into a heart attack

Orpah or Dr. Phil

[XxCAPiTAxX]

Oprah (she taught him everything)

Big Foot or A giant Gorilla (king kong is too big)

[Genocide]

BigFoot

Capita or Genocide

[AC91]

AC91 would come in and kill both of you (sorry I had to, and couldn't give one answer :P)

The Mac or PC guy?


Chuck Norris or Samuel L. Jackson

I was totally going to do this one lol.

[XxCAPiTAxX]

the PC guy (the mac guy gets his magnetic plug pulled out)

the tooth fairy or the Easter bunny

[DallasDCool]

The Easter bunny might lose the battle, but his numerous offspring would overwhelm the tooth fairy

Jerry Springer or Maury

[chelseafc4life]

Jerry Springer
http://www.sepiamutiny.com/sepia/archives/dilipandadam.jpg
out of these 2 :D

[DallasDCool]

I vote for sasquatch lol

Frodo or Sam

[AC91]

Frodo, duh

Chicken or Turkey

[DallasDCool]

Turkey

Saddam or Osama

[XxCAPiTAxX]

saddam becasue i would have killed Osama already

(i guess this thread is sort of a spinoff of "This or That")

Garfield or Tom the Cat

[DallasDCool]

Tom would beat Garfield. At least Tom is active (not sexually lol)

Russell Crowe or Mike Tyson

[AC91]

Mike Tyson, because he would eat your BABIES!!!!

Caboose or Church

[Camp K09]

Caboose. Gotta love the extra stupid guy.

Dimebag or Hetfield?

[XxCAPiTAxX]

umm... Dimebag?

Marge Simpson or Ned Flanders

[Nastazgeezer]

Ned Flanders

Jackie Chan or Jet Li

[DallasDCool]

Jet Li (although he's no longer making movies...just came back from Fearless)

Fred Flinstone or Barney Rubble

[XxCAPiTAxX]

Fred Flinstone will get the fruity pebbles back and fred will be sad :cry:

DallasDCool or a Possum

[DallasDCool]

First it's a racoon; now it's a possum! How strange, but I'd have to go with DallasDCool. He has access to a shotgun :D

XxCAPiTAxX or the common cold

[XxCAPiTAxX]

The Common Cold *sigh*

The Most Evilest Perfume Seller or *gulp* the plumber :shock:

[Camp K09]

Perfume seller...she'd spray his ass.

50 Cent or your math teacher?

[Genocide]

My Math teacher he would kill 50 with more than 9 bullets,lol.

Phil Mrgera or Don Vito

[InFamousDJ]

Caboose. Gotta love the extra stupid guy.

Dimebag or Hetfield?


Dimebag Darryl from pantera is dead!

[DallasDCool]

My Math teacher he would kill 50 with more than 9 bullets,lol.

Phil Mrgera or Don Vito
I think McDonalds would kill both of them

The AOL guy or the Geico gecko

[AC91]

My Math teacher he would kill 50 with more than 9 bullets,lol.

Phil Mrgera or Don Vito
I think McDonalds would kill both of them

The AOL guy or the Geico gecko

OH SNAP!!!!!! Nice one on that.

Geico, he will use his awesome...humble car insurance selling power......you know what, the AOL guy actually would just say "Goodbye" and wipe his *** off of this planet!

Hoorah!

Malibu or Hawaiin Barbie?

[DallasDCool]

After seeing Malibu's Most Wanted, my vote goes to Hawaiian

Old Slim Jim guy (Macho Man Randy Savage) or the new Slim Jim guy (the fairy dude)

[XxCAPiTAxX]

Old Slim Jim Guy

A Beaver or a Sea-Otter

:shock:
o_o

[Camp K09]

Beaver.

Playa or Jules?

[DallasDCool]

Playa

Jay-Z or Nas

[XxCAPiTAxX]

Jay-Z

Rico Suave or Ricky Martin

[DallasDCool]

Haha Rico Suave. He's an inside joke among my friends.

Trey Parker or Matt Stone

[SolidSnake526]

Haha Rico Suave. He's an inside joke among my friends.

Trey Parker or Matt StoneTie, they jut laugh it off all the way to the studio.

Chuck Norris or Jesus

Come on, I had to...

[DallasDCool]

Well, seeing as how Chuck Norris hasn't died, but Jesus has....it goes to Chuck lol

Don King or Rodney King

[XxCAPiTAxX]

Don King defineataly

Al Roker with hershey kiss nipples or James Brown

[DallasDCool]

Al Roker would squish James Brown (and nice reference to FG)

Captain Crunch or Captain Hook

[XxCAPiTAxX]

Cap'n Crunch because he will Crunchatize Captain Hook and out him in cereal for us to eat

Luke Parry or Michael J Fox

[DallasDCool]

Michael J Fox would shake Luke Perry into submission...lol

Ben Stiller or Ben Stein

[XxCAPiTAxX]

Ben Stiller......Blue Magnum

Aretha Franklin or Martha Stuart

[DallasDCool]

Aretha Franklin hands down

Martha Stewart or Rachel Ray

[XxCAPiTAxX]

Rachel Ray (martha just wont win any :( )

The Rugrats or The Mall Rats

[AC91]

Rugrats duh!!!!

HBO or Starz?

[XxCAPiTAxX]

HBO because i dont have Starz but if i did then it would probably be Starz

Yellow-Tailed Hawk or Red-Tailed Hawk

[DallasDCool]

Red means blood, so red

Dr. Feelgood or Dr. Phil

[XxCAPiTAxX]

Dr. Phil because i say so :]

Peter Moore or Peter Griffin

[Camp K09]

Moore. Xbox ftw!

AC or Dallas?

[XxCAPiTAxX]

ummmm Finest Hour?

Peter Griffin or Ted Turner

[DallasDCool]

Ted Turner because he colorized the moon :D

Bill Nye or Bill Gates

[XxCAPiTAxX]

Bill Gates...Bill Nye is a jerk...at least thats what my 8th Grade science teacher told me ;)

Peter Griffin or Fat Albert

[DallasDCool]

Peter Griffin can sure sing better haha

Fat Albert or Fat Joe

[XxCAPiTAxX]

Fat albert ( fat joe really cant lean back [he lied])

Peter Griffin or Alanis Morset

[DallasDCool]

(Fat Joe leaned too far back and couldn't get up. However, it should be noted that he grew 7 inches talled :lol:)

Peter Griffin wins

Master Chief or Master Roshi (from DBZ)

[InFamousDJ]

Masterchief


StripClubDj vs RANCE6 LOL

[Camp K09]

Strip. Go America!

Martin O'Donnell or all?

[DallasDCool]

Go Martin!!!

ST TheKing or Stripclubdj

[Ruff Ryder 2]

ST TheKing. He's just mad that everyone else is cheatin'. He did it all legit and so is still the greatest.
Vegitto (DBZ) vs. Superman

[Brandon Smith]

The King

Rosanne or Ellen DeGeneris LMAO LESBIANS!!!!!!!!!!!

[DallasDCool]

Rosanne would crush her...literally!

Elton John or Lance Bass

[Camp K09]

WOW. Elton John because not all of his songs "rhyme with love and fire".

James Hetfield or Dave Mustaine?

[Brandon Smith]

Dave

Lefty or Righty (hands I'm talking of)

[DallasDCool]

Right

Barbara Bush or Barbara Walters

[Brandon Smith]

Bush

Bill Clinton or Billy- Bob Thorton

[DallasDCool]

They're both pervs, but Billy Bob would win

Bill Clinton or Bill Gates

[Camp K09]

Gates ftw!

Head honcho of everything Nintendo or head honcho of everything Sony?

[XxCAPiTAxX]

head honcho of everything Nintendo

Chuck Berry or Barry White

[DallasDCool]

How about Chuck NORRIS! haha jk

The LA Kings or a "laking"

[Camp K09]

The laking. Dun Dun Dun.

Halo 1+2 or Halo 3?

[DeadlyDevil666]

The laking. Dun Dun Dun.

Halo 1+2 or Halo 3?

urg i hate halo but halo 3 i guess

Star jones or oprah? :P

[XxCAPiTAxX]

Oprah (she has a six pack)

elisha keyes or elisha cuthbert (spelling?)

[DallasDCool]

Alicia Keys

Ozzy or Alice Cooper

[AC91]

Ozzy bites of heads....soooo


US or United States

[XxCAPiTAxX]

United States

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/5552/newavataruz4smileiq6.gif those guys or me

[Brandon Smith]

Those kids ( they are scary)

Peter Moore or J Allard

[DallasDCool]

Peter Moore

Crazy Ken or Reggie Fils-Aime

[AC91]

Reggie, because Kens console SUCKS!!!!!

Lol, Sony fanboys or Nintendo Fanboys?

[jbeckwith23]

nintendo fanboys because they aren't as hostile

G.I. Joe or G.I. Jane?

[DallasDCool]

Cobra Commander. COBRA!

Darth Maul or Darth Vader?

[XxCAPiTAxX]

um Darth Maul ??

Pat Sajak or Vanna White

[B Nanny]

Vanna White

StripClubDJ or TheGrayWolf?

[XxCAPiTAxX]

StripWolfDj <_>

penny or nick(el)

[Sjostrom7]

Penny.

New England Patriots or Pittsburgh Steelers?

[XxCAPiTAxX]

Patriots -Ben is not very good-

Yellow or Green

[Ummidontknow]

Green.

Coke or Pepsi?

[XxCAPiTAxX]

coke

ham or cheese

[Silent Falcon]

Cheese.

Frank West or Leon Kennedy

[Project Diaz]

frank west

steve irwin or a sting ray

[2-d]

Steve Irwin (with a harpoon)

Peanutbutter V. Jelly (strawberry to be specific)

[Et3rnal Light]

Peanutbutter

Gorden Freeman vs Master Chief

[Parasitic]

That's not even a contest!

...

Gordon Freeman.


Monster 1 of 2 vs Monster 2 of 2

[B Nanny]

Monster 1 of 2 because he says he lifts weights...

2-d or Eternal Light?

[AC91]

AC91

Xx or ll

[B14ck N1nj4]

Xx

The sexy B nanny or The even sexier B14ck N1nj4

[B Nanny]

The even sexier B N1nj4

Diddy or the Game?

[XxCAPiTAxX]

doesnt "diddy" tell you to vote? him in guess...

b nanny or this monkey v
http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/217/sillymonkeyup3.jpg

[AC91]

^ well.....at least the monkey actually has some intelligence....too tough a call... :P (lol B Nanny, you know I am just kidding)


B Nanny or bnanny

[XxCAPiTAxX]

b nanny O.o [mixture]

macro or micro

[AC91]

a micro-macro (mixture :P)
^ thats a new word, basically means a small macro for something. For example, a macro for an A+B combo, or one for /wave in an MMORPG....aren't I good?

Rotating Sigs or Capita Rules

[ForMaL]

Capita Rules (Rotating sigs are horrible)

Jason or Michael Myers

[homerunhitter B]

Jason

Chuck Norris or Marilyn Manson

[Et3rnal Light]

Marilyn Manson

Cloud or Sephiroth

[homerunhitter B]

Cloud

Samus or Mario

[Nastazgeezer]

Mario.. he has extra lives and a magic hat! :wink:

James Bond or Ethan Hunt (Mission Impossible)

[homerunhitter B]

James Bond, too smooth

A hippie on drugs or a gorrila giving birth

[B Nanny]

Gorilla

Monster 1 or Monster 2?

[homerunhitter B]

Monster 1, since he's number 1

Stewie or Louis

[Et3rnal Light]

Stewie!

Bowser or Donkey Kong

[Camp K09]

Bowser

Marcus (Fenix) or John (Chief)?
(General) RAAM or (Prophet of) Truth?

[homerunhitter B]

John and RAAM

A drunk man with a stick or a man on drugs with a shoe?

[Link365]

a man on drugs with a shoe(possibly steriods?)

Monstor 1 of 2 or Monster 2 of 2
ps: ^sorry if this has been done don't feel like going through 10 pages

[Camp K09]

I don't really know which one is which, haha.

Dom Santiago or Marcus Fenix?

(You want my personal opinion? Dom is better then Marcus.)

[homerunhitter B]

I say Marcus cause I can

Simpsons or Family Guy

[SuicidalS0ulja]

Family Guy :D
the devil or the grim reaper(death)

[Gingy the Kid]

The grim reaper of course ;) (afterall I had to say this due to my sig :P)

Wretches or Grunts?

[Camp K09]

Grunts. They say funny stuff.

Clint Eastwood or the fat guy fighting him in this circle.

[homerunhitter B]

The fat guy

Darth Vader or Darth Maul

[White For Life]

Darth Vader

Black panthers or the KKK

[G50 SHOOTER]

black panthers

chuck norris or your mom

[homerunhitter B]

My mom
Leatherface or the sniper

[White For Life]

The Sniper

Micheal Jackson or Mike Tyson

[homerunhitter B]

Mike Tyson he would bite his nose off

Masterb Chief or Marcus Fenix

[HAV_ME]

Marcus Fenix

Pro Evo or FIFA

[G50 SHOOTER]

pro evo


a mario game for the xbox 360 or a zelda game for the xbox 360

[homerunhitter B]

Mario all the way!!!

Epics CEO or a spider (if u have special edition u will understand)

[tearingfuture]

a spider

ps3 or the wii

[homerunhitter B]

PS3 I hate nintendo for Gamecube :(

A hobo with a stick or a hick with a shotgun

[B Nanny]

Hick with a shotgun.

Me or you?

[homerunhitter B]

Me

Smiley face or frowny face

[B Nanny]

Smiley face.

In durability, PS3 or Xbox 360?

[homerunhitter B]

probly xbox 360

a car or a horse

[HAV_ME]

A horse... Watch Clarksons new DVD 'The Good, The Bad and The Ugly' to find out more!

Man Utd or Chelsea?

[homerunhitter B]

I actually now i tibit about UK soccer so manchester

a hammered person or a stoned person

[Killer Ge0rdie]

A stoned person

marcus or dom?

[homerunhitter B]

Marcus prison toughens u up

a chainsaw or a sword

[HAV_ME]

chainsaw

James Bond or Ethan Hunt

[homerunhitter B]

Bond

Bears or Pats

[AleX02]

Pats

yankees or red sox :mrgreen:

that doesnt mean i like the red socks..... i like the yanks

[homerunhitter B]

YANKEES!!!

a stripper or stripclubdj

[KineticOnline]

a stripper

Lara Croft or Joanna Dark?

[MmM achievements good]

Lara Croft

Crono or Fall3n Angelz

[GamePlaya4Life]

Crono!

J Allard or Larry Herd (spelling)!

[Genocide]

Uhhh J Allard.

Switchback or topsup..?

Oooooooohhhhhhhhhh

[gsayers54]

Switchback<3


President Bush or Osama Bin Laden

[Genocide]

President Bush


Monster1 or Monster 2

[AleX02]

Monster 2

AleX002 or ALEX001

[gsayers54]

Alex 03

Santa Clause or Scrooge

[Genocide]

Snta Clause. He is Real

[gsayers54]

The Italian Chick from Casino Royale or The First Cuban with Large knockers.

[AleX02]

The Italian Chick from Casino Royale

Tom or Travis from Blink 182

[homerunhitter B]

travis

a banjo or a citar

[Phant0m Chief]

banjo.

xbox 460 or ps3 lol

[AC91]

Wii

Your Mom or Your Girlfriend?

[B14ck N1nj4]

My mom coz she is my girlfriend! (JK!!!)

A homo or a Metro

[AleX02]

Homo

Family Guy or South Park

[B14ck N1nj4]

South park

a retard or an old lady

[nirvana4life]

A retard.


Bacon or a pig

[B14ck N1nj4]

Uh a pig (but arent they the same?)


Hockey or Basketball

[Yushir0]

Basketball, because you can play Hockey even if you don't have balls. <g>

Mr. T or Ving Rhames?

[AC91]

Mr. T, duh!

The 80s or the 90s?

[AleX02]

xbox 720 lol not 420, im a micro fanboy lol

Dane Cook or Dave Chappell

[AC91]

Dave Chappelle! He is gangsta! :P

Comedy Central CEO or MTV CEO

[AleX02]

MTV just cause u got all those guys on those shows to kick CC's ass, CC might launch jokes at them and they might fall down and CC will stab them all thru the cheek, maybe..

Harry Potter or Eragon

[Genocide]

Eragon, DEE DEE DEE, there are dragons.

[AleX02]

the other blank spot

Harry Potter could cast the Crevinous Curse and then he would have control of Shapira (the dragon)

so.. yea.. take that

Genocide posting or Genocide not posting

[thechedude]

Genocide posting.. he's hillarious.


CHUCK NORRIS or McGUYVER.

[AleX02]

McGUYVER

switchback or parasitic in a sig making battle

[XxCAPiTAxX]

capita

yellow or blue

[thechedude]

Blue.. it rox.

[jigsaw250]

Ditto

[Nastazgeezer]

Ditto

erm..

Jackie Chan or Jet Li

[jigsaw250]

Jet Li

Ohio State or Florida (college football)

[thechedude]

Ohio.

Jigsaw puzzles or " I Spy "

[jigsaw250]

jigsaw puzzles

checkers or chess

[thechedude]

Checkers.. less stress

[homerunhitter B]

achievement family or shadow team

[Khrome Karma]

Me.

Chuck Norris vs. The Undertaker

[homerunhitter B]

Chuck Norris would reverse the Tombstone and roundhouse kick his head off :)

Half Life or Halo

[Khrome Karma]

Gears of War.

Antonio Banderas vs. Rico Rodriguez (the guy from Just Cause)

[homerunhitter B]

Me (following your example)

Heavyweight or Featherweight

[Khrome Karma]

HeAvYwEiGhT911.

Terrel Owens vs. Donovan McNabb

[homerunhitter B]

Donovan

Snake child or frog child

[Khrome Karma]

Frog Child, in an upset.

Hulk Hogan vs. Harry Potter

[homerunhitter B]

hulk hogan he would do that shake he does and then leg drop that *****

[Khrome Karma]

(In a guitar contest)

Jimi Hendrix vs. Jimmy Page

[homerunhitter B]

Hendrix all the way best guitar player ever (Wind Cries Mary, Purple Haze, and Sand Castles made of Sand)

Heavyweight or homerunhitter in baseball

[Khrome Karma]

Heavyweight, plays for high school team and plays rep.

Paris Hilton vs. Marcus Fenix and his chainsaw lancer.

[homerunhitter B]

marcus he would kill paris then drop the lancer to prevent it from killing him

US or Canada in a war

[Khrome Karma]

Canada. Americans can't read a map properly, they'd end up in Mexico and start killing everyone.

Bill Clinton vs. Hilary Clinton in a fist fight.

[homerunhitter B]

Biil hes physically stronger

50 cent or tupac

[Khrome Karma]

50 cent, he seems to be able to take a full clip form a hand gun.

Bam Margera vs. Johnny Knoxville

[homerunhitter B]

Johnny he doesnt cry when he sees a snake, instead he fights it in a ball pit

Jackass or Borat

[YIP YOO]

Jackass - Simply by numbers

Tyler Durden vs William Shatner

[homerunhitter B]

dont know who the first one is, so William Shatner

afro or mullet

[SharP]

Afros are pimp and get the ladies....so they win over hill-billie haircuts, lol.

[SharP]

Jesus vs. Masterchief

[jigsaw250]

He didnt give a new one so I will.



30" tv with extremely good picture or 50" tv with ok picture

[homerunhitter B]

Jesus and 30 incher I got 26 incher Aquos and its a lot better than some 50 incher SDTV and Im Catholic so go Jesus and happy bday!!!

paper or plastic

[Project Diaz]

Plastic, what more usefull

Marcus or Baird from gears.

[Killer Ge0rdie]

Marcus

Mario or Luigi?

[homerunhitter B]

Im gonna go with mario red is my favorite color, and he makes less anoining sounds

George Washington or Abraham Lincoln

[Yushir0]

George Washington. Two words: wooden teeth.

Boris Yeltsin or Mikhail Gorbachev?

[homerunhitter B]

Gorbechev nothing gets past him

Payton Manning or Tom Brady

[Yushir0]

Tom Brady: Michigan Wolverines alumnus.

Rosie O'Donnell or Ellen DeGeneres?

[homerunhitter B]

both are gay in every sence of the word so I cant really pick

Donald Trump or Rosie O'Donnell

[twistedmagnum98]

Rosie would just sit on her.


LCD or plasma

[homerunhitter B]

LCD no burn in and I own one

My sig or ur sig

[twistedmagnum98]

Well naturally, I'm biased so mine.

360 or PS3

[homerunhitter B]

360 the only thing ps3 got is mgs 4 and all of 360 games beeat 1 game

geo wars or assault heroes

[twistedmagnum98]

GeoWars ftw cuz it takes strategy and skill with a sprinkle of luck

GOW or Halo 3

[AleX02]

that is a desicion no man should ever have to choose... I cant answer it

lets see what the next person says

GoW or Halo 3

[MightierToaster]

GoW

Test Drive or Gran Turismo*

[AleX02]

Gran Turismo

Michigan or.... umm anyone else

[homerunhitter B]

Michagan...go blue!!!

Ohio State or Florida

[jagriff333]

Ohio State

Call of Duty 2 or Call of Duty 3

[jigsaw250]

Call of Duty 2...I didnt know what to expect with it. With COD3 I kind of did.

Gears of War or Oblivion?

[jagriff333]

Gears of War

Condemned or Blazing Angels?

[FTICRMS]

Condemned. The junkies would run up and beat the pilots with conduit before they could get their planes in the air.

Richard Simmons or Steve Urkel?

[jagriff333]

Neither. Steve would build some kind of device that blows up and kills them both.


The King of Queens cast or Everybody Loves Raymond cast?

[GamePlaya4Life]

The King of Queens cast.

Orlando Magic or real magicians?

[jigsaw250]

Real magicians...they probably are the ones that are helping out Orlando this year.

Gamespot or IGN?

[J and S]

Gamespot

Shaq or Yao?

[jigsaw250]

Yao...he is younger and if trained right could be stronger than Shaq.


MJ or Wilt?

[J and S]

MJ..

NBA Live 07 or NBA 2K7?

[jigsaw250]

NBA 2K7

Just because I didnt hear the right answer I will ask again...MJ or Wilt?

[J and S]

Lol, MICHAEL JORDAN. At least in my opinion..

Nike or Reebok?

[jigsaw250]

Nike


Just because I didnt hear the right...naw j/k...Nike or Adidas?

[J and S]

Nike.

Dwyane Wade or Lebron James?

[jigsaw250]

Dwayne Wade...hasnt had as much as Lebron yet has won a title.


The Bucks or the Western Conference (Bucks are kicking them in the a** at the moment)?

[J and S]

Western Conference

Lakers or Clippers?

[homerunhitter B]

Lakers..not sure why

Scarface or Godfather

[J and S]

Scarface

Lamborghini or Ferrari?

[jagriff333]

Ferrari.


Colts or Texans?

[J and S]

Colts

Logan Keller or Scott Mitchell?

[jigsaw250]

Logan Keller

Miami Heat or LA Lakers?

[homerunhitter B]

Heat...DWade is awesome

Mexico or Canada

[J and S]

Mexico

Gears of War or R6:V?

[BLUEDEVIL008]

Gears of War, no competition

LG or Samsung

[homerunhitter B]

LG..cause some salesperson said their phones were better

a small amount of something revolutionary or a massive amount of something good

[Genocide]

Small.

Genocide or Capita. Duh Duh Duhnnnnn.

[homerunhitter B]

Genocide since ur cool scale is 9.532434243/10 while capita's is 9/10

a homerunhitter or a three-point sinker

[MightierToaster]

Three Point Sinker, over time it would win more games.

"The Big House" or "The Horseshoe"

[Yushir0]

The Big House, DUH. Horseshoe my butt. :lol:

How about a big one - Michigan or USC?

[homerunhitter B]

Michigan all the way!! GO BLUE!!!

Mario or Zelda or Metroid

[MightierToaster]

Metriod

Boise State or Oklahoma

[jigsaw250]

Oklahoma

Wisconsin or Arkansas?

[XxCAPiTAxX]

wisconsin...they have cheese

A or Z

[SuicidalS0ulja]

Z it sounds better

Lockness monster or Yeti. . . with a gun