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Viking Moose
September 30th, 2006, 12:22 AM
the rules of the game are you put an item in a vending machine and the person below has to say what they get. ill go first


a cup of chocolate milk

Riley
September 30th, 2006, 10:54 AM
Powerade?

XxCAPiTAxX
September 30th, 2006, 11:12 AM
Gatorade

Brandon Smith
September 30th, 2006, 12:00 PM
Amp'd tall boy

DallasDCool
September 30th, 2006, 12:37 PM
Monster Energy drink

chelseafc4life
September 30th, 2006, 01:51 PM
cup of tea

Brandon Smith
September 30th, 2006, 03:34 PM
crumpetts

chelseafc4life
September 30th, 2006, 03:36 PM
lard

Brandon Smith
September 30th, 2006, 03:39 PM
a cheesebuger

chelseafc4life
September 30th, 2006, 03:39 PM
cheese

Brandon Smith
September 30th, 2006, 03:40 PM
ham

XxCAPiTAxX
September 30th, 2006, 05:39 PM
Turkey

jagriff333
September 30th, 2006, 07:25 PM
chicken

NYTrigga101
September 30th, 2006, 09:59 PM
uno cards

AC91
September 30th, 2006, 11:31 PM
I have played this at another place, and I think that you do it where you say what you get out, and then you put something else in. Like this:

..and I got out a Red 5.

I put in RANCE6's dignity...


If I am wrong, will the original poster please correct.

Viking Moose
October 1st, 2006, 12:22 AM
I have played this at another place, and I think that you do it where you say what you get out, and then you put something else in.


ya sorry i messed up just follow the rules AC91 has posted

Brandon Smith
October 1st, 2006, 08:54 PM
^ what?

Cream Cheese in a gold locket

AC91
October 3rd, 2006, 08:01 PM
Look, I get something, then I put something back. So you just put in cream cheese...in a gold locket...wow..then I say

"..and I got out some pretty hard cheese

I put in a crazy hobo..."


So for the next one, you say "...and I got out ______, then I put in_________." Simple as that. Pretty fun when done right. We have had some hilarious ones.

B Nanny
October 16th, 2006, 04:24 PM
MONEYYYYYY

AC91
October 16th, 2006, 06:32 PM
And I got out a bunch of "Y"'s.

I put the Y's back in.

(You don't always do that ^ I just felt like it)

Viking Moose
October 16th, 2006, 10:30 PM
get alphabet soup




put in Halo and Halo 2

AC91
October 17th, 2006, 06:06 PM
Got out backwards compatible Xbox 360

Put in a Wild Draw 4

White For Life
November 19th, 2006, 05:59 PM
Got a PS3

Put it back in

AC91
November 19th, 2006, 09:04 PM
Got out $2,500

Put in 10 Wiis

AleX02
November 20th, 2006, 06:38 PM
Took a Wii and ran

then came back and put in my quarter

AC91
November 20th, 2006, 08:01 PM
And it got stuck

Put in a quarter getter outer device

Riley
November 20th, 2006, 08:05 PM
And got a Yamaha guitar....

Put in a screwdriver....

White For Life
November 20th, 2006, 08:12 PM
Got a green card

put in a Baseball card

AC91
November 20th, 2006, 08:18 PM
and got a Pokemon card.

Put in Halo 2

Viking Moose
November 29th, 2006, 11:15 PM
got 2 copies of halo



put in gears of war

gsayers54
November 29th, 2006, 11:21 PM
Put back one copy of halo 2 back in



and got a Diet Coke

AleX02
November 29th, 2006, 11:44 PM
kicked the machine and takes the diet coke and gives it to dad

then feels bad about taking it without putting anything back so puts in 47 1/2 M&Ms

Viking Moose
November 30th, 2006, 12:34 AM
gets half a bag of m&ms


puts in a puppy

AleX02
November 30th, 2006, 12:45 AM
wth is wrong with u.... why would u put in a puppy!?!?

GamePlaya4Life
November 30th, 2006, 09:00 AM
Dumb thing I wanted the Skittles takes the puppy and puts back a six pack of Red Bulls!

AC91
November 30th, 2006, 08:11 PM
Gets pounded by a vending machine who thought he could fly....

Puts in my soul....

AleX02
December 2nd, 2006, 01:35 AM
........ wth..... why is the system shaking and saying "SYSTEM MALFUNTION!!!"??

Viking Moose
December 7th, 2006, 08:51 PM
put in that hobo named bob

AleX02
December 7th, 2006, 09:33 PM
spit out Viking Moose

put him back in

AC91
December 11th, 2006, 06:13 PM
Got a Viking Hobo Moose named Bob

Put in ten rabid PS3 fanboys

Hobbit JT
January 8th, 2007, 01:34 PM
Condoms

MightierToaster
January 8th, 2007, 05:49 PM
Water Based Lubricants :lol:

I put in that ****y Aquaman title

Ix CL0NE xI
January 8th, 2007, 10:37 PM
a snickers bar

B100D HUNGRY
January 10th, 2007, 07:36 PM
a Milky Way bar

thechedude
January 10th, 2007, 08:06 PM
Pyramid Bar

SharP
January 16th, 2007, 02:22 PM
You get coal and a pile of doo doo

I put in Carmen Electra

Super_Banana
January 17th, 2007, 01:44 PM
drama


I put in the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

MuckRak3r
January 18th, 2007, 05:23 PM
You get arrested when a fatty little kid rolls up to re-up on his pop tarts habit and gets blasted.

I put in a king-size tampon.

xSQUIRLLZx
January 21st, 2007, 12:20 AM
a bloody VD

redletters
January 21st, 2007, 03:59 AM
umm. ok he didnt put in anything and surprisingly I still got frag tagged!

I put in 3 dimes and a nickle

MightierToaster
January 21st, 2007, 12:47 PM
You get a five pack of gum.

I put in my Michigan authentic football jersey. {#15}

Super_Banana
January 22nd, 2007, 03:35 PM
Used diaper.

Insert Rachel Ray.

DemonSpartan666
January 22nd, 2007, 06:56 PM
Good Food.

I put in a bag of gummi bears

volcomkidd911
January 30th, 2007, 06:43 PM
mustard

Gorskino10
February 2nd, 2007, 09:23 AM
i put in a fish and chips.

MANIKENZ
February 2nd, 2007, 04:58 PM
a pack of gum

G50 SHOOTER
February 2nd, 2007, 05:11 PM
millerlite

MANIKENZ
February 2nd, 2007, 09:31 PM
Wonka Bar

airborn54
February 11th, 2007, 12:15 PM
an ipod

thebiglebowski
February 22nd, 2007, 11:12 AM
Hookers?

airborn54
February 24th, 2007, 05:03 PM
condoms?

SuicidalS0ulja
February 25th, 2007, 01:48 PM
Il take some of those condoms :) lol

And il put in some grapes :D

FATALASSASSiiN
March 16th, 2007, 03:57 PM
Ill put in .. some tipex.

modus operendi
March 16th, 2007, 06:11 PM
an hdtv

Master Xemius
March 18th, 2007, 02:17 AM
dane cooks tourgasm! :O

MightierToaster
March 18th, 2007, 05:15 PM
Superfinger

J and S
March 18th, 2007, 05:37 PM
sticky hand.

modus operendi
March 18th, 2007, 06:22 PM
sticky fingers

J and S
March 18th, 2007, 07:45 PM
ribs.

Nukeman
March 18th, 2007, 09:00 PM
Red Bull

modus operendi
March 18th, 2007, 10:34 PM
AMP

Master Xemius
March 18th, 2007, 11:53 PM
rock.

modus operendi
March 19th, 2007, 06:11 PM
roll

Master Xemius
March 19th, 2007, 07:09 PM
butter

modus operendi
March 19th, 2007, 08:10 PM
jelly

Master Xemius
March 19th, 2007, 08:23 PM
donut!

modus operendi
March 19th, 2007, 08:29 PM
red vs. blue

Kiyorezo
March 19th, 2007, 09:23 PM
Halo

modus operendi
March 19th, 2007, 10:11 PM
Angel

Master Xemius
March 20th, 2007, 01:21 AM
woman

Khrome Karma
March 20th, 2007, 03:40 PM
Bananas

Master Xemius
March 20th, 2007, 03:57 PM
MONKEYS!

modus operendi
March 20th, 2007, 08:07 PM
Chunky

J and S
March 20th, 2007, 08:30 PM
cookie.

modus operendi
March 20th, 2007, 08:38 PM
chocolate

Master Xemius
March 21st, 2007, 08:33 AM
pie...

Kiyorezo
March 21st, 2007, 10:24 AM
Pumpkin!

modus operendi
March 21st, 2007, 08:05 PM
Halloween

Master Xemius
March 23rd, 2007, 12:31 PM
wolverine

modus operendi
March 23rd, 2007, 09:16 PM
adamantium

ii I m P a c t
March 23rd, 2007, 09:51 PM
CHEERWINE!

modus operendi
March 24th, 2007, 12:30 PM
red wine

airborn54
March 25th, 2007, 03:54 PM
Budweiser

modus operendi
March 25th, 2007, 07:24 PM
frogs

Master Xemius
March 26th, 2007, 01:55 AM
halucinogen

Drummindude624
March 26th, 2007, 06:38 AM
bacon?

modus operendi
March 26th, 2007, 10:36 PM
yummy

Master Xemius
March 27th, 2007, 02:58 AM
hannibal

Drummindude624
March 27th, 2007, 06:07 AM
pancakes

Dumptyizzle
March 27th, 2007, 07:28 AM
penis pie

POWER BUGGIN
March 27th, 2007, 11:15 AM
Christopher Walken

Munki Magik
March 27th, 2007, 11:24 AM
polos

Master Xemius
March 27th, 2007, 04:16 PM
marco

KINGxSAINT
March 27th, 2007, 07:06 PM
Condums

mhiggins
March 27th, 2007, 07:51 PM
Corona

POWER BUGGIN
March 27th, 2007, 10:04 PM
Poop

modus operendi
March 28th, 2007, 12:25 AM
pee

Master Xemius
March 28th, 2007, 01:03 AM
soap

Munki Magik
March 28th, 2007, 01:26 AM
AK47

Master Xemius
March 28th, 2007, 01:31 AM
poker

Munki Magik
March 28th, 2007, 01:32 AM
vegas

modus operendi
March 28th, 2007, 07:11 PM
R6V

Master Xemius
March 28th, 2007, 08:58 PM
scoobydoo.

POWER BUGGIN
March 28th, 2007, 09:07 PM
snickers bar

Munki Magik
March 29th, 2007, 01:33 AM
Cannabis

Master Xemius
March 29th, 2007, 09:19 AM
dommer

Munki Magik
March 29th, 2007, 12:26 PM
Batman Costume

mhiggins
March 29th, 2007, 01:16 PM
BAT mobile

Lord Aldemar
March 29th, 2007, 07:08 PM
Two-Face.

Master Xemius
March 30th, 2007, 02:06 AM
joker

Munki Magik
March 30th, 2007, 05:57 PM
POker

Master Xemius
March 31st, 2007, 04:18 AM
No.7

modus operendi
April 3rd, 2007, 12:05 AM
Lucky Number Slevin

Master Xemius
April 4th, 2007, 12:59 AM
slurm

Munki Magik
April 4th, 2007, 12:29 PM
Slug Juice

ROYhobbs17
April 6th, 2007, 03:17 PM
vomit

Master Xemius
April 9th, 2007, 09:05 AM
comedy

WonkyBilly boy
April 10th, 2007, 08:25 AM
Candy

Munki Magik
April 10th, 2007, 10:24 AM
Mercedes CLK350

xXCR0SSF1R3Xx
April 10th, 2007, 04:29 PM
crack

POWER BUGGIN
April 10th, 2007, 08:33 PM
Vagina

D4RTH G4TOR
May 8th, 2007, 07:04 PM
president bush

POWER BUGGIN
May 8th, 2007, 07:31 PM
Penis

bgiff
May 9th, 2007, 03:01 PM
me.

Master Xemius
May 9th, 2007, 03:19 PM
creepy

POWER BUGGIN
May 12th, 2007, 10:35 AM
Turds

SethShreve
June 14th, 2007, 04:04 AM
Anus

scrounger
June 18th, 2007, 12:33 PM
A Sharp 108" Widescreen 1080p Flat Screen LCD television!!! :P

thebiglebowski
June 18th, 2007, 06:01 PM
A cute little ***ish boy.

bizarre oreo
June 18th, 2007, 06:29 PM
A COOKIE!

POWER BUGGIN
June 19th, 2007, 01:09 AM
Citizenship

scrounger
June 20th, 2007, 11:17 AM
A Pitchfork

BioHazard117
June 20th, 2007, 03:50 PM
Borat.

scrounger
June 20th, 2007, 03:54 PM
A knight in shining armor! :P

BioHazard117
June 21st, 2007, 04:40 AM
Mr. Boxy.

scrounger
June 21st, 2007, 08:41 AM
Seal porn?!? wtf?!?

POWER BUGGIN
June 21st, 2007, 04:26 PM
A Snickers Bar

scrounger
June 21st, 2007, 04:54 PM
A dead body! :D

JAZCASH
June 23rd, 2007, 08:18 AM
5 egg timers and battery acid.

King Sev3n
June 23rd, 2007, 10:33 AM
Some coins to get what i want

Beton
June 23rd, 2007, 12:16 PM
Halo 3!!!

scrounger
June 23rd, 2007, 01:04 PM
An XBOX 360 Core System?

LXL HAVOK LXL
June 23rd, 2007, 03:00 PM
AN ACHIEVMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOT WOOT!
The name of the ach.= White Trash
The description= bought a bag of combos....with only pennies.....in ur boxers....at 1pm....because u were hungry for breakfast.....haha i could go all day!....thats what he said....WTF!?!

Sgt Dex Grif
June 24th, 2007, 12:54 AM
Joo Gold!

scrounger
June 24th, 2007, 01:57 AM
Grif's sister, 'Sister'! :D

SethShreve
June 25th, 2007, 09:37 AM
BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MadRoX
July 11th, 2007, 11:47 AM
candy

FxA Demon Lord
July 11th, 2007, 05:42 PM
Gobstopers

An Awsome Ninja
July 13th, 2007, 03:59 PM
Bacon

modus operendi
July 14th, 2007, 02:37 PM
meat

UluckyRedAce
July 26th, 2007, 01:27 PM
i got a dumb moose that claims to be a viking (lol jk moose)

i put in a monkey fu**ing a coconut

*ADeadlyRussian*
July 26th, 2007, 08:40 PM
Meatballs

Beton
July 27th, 2007, 09:43 PM
A Red Ranger

I Live 2 Kill
July 28th, 2007, 09:31 AM
Godzilla

BRU7AL17Y
July 29th, 2007, 03:11 PM
Bomb Pop

Latest Greatest
July 30th, 2007, 02:17 AM
A Fetus

BRU7AL17Y
July 30th, 2007, 08:37 AM
A plastic golden coin

I Live 2 Kill
July 30th, 2007, 08:57 AM
Lucky Charms guy.

Khrome Karma
July 30th, 2007, 10:57 AM
^He prolly wants some spam cuz dats all he be doin

l Perfect l
August 2nd, 2007, 11:24 PM
Spam in a can?

xX Aerous Xx
August 2nd, 2007, 11:28 PM
Roast Beef

|berserk3|
August 17th, 2007, 12:42 PM
roast beef sandwhich

FxA Demon Lord
August 27th, 2007, 02:55 AM
A big daddy

tanerboiz
May 29th, 2008, 08:17 AM
lots of food :D

ANDY INTHEMIX
May 29th, 2008, 03:47 PM
a mudkip .

BRU7AL17Y
June 4th, 2008, 09:50 PM
a pikachu.

poey1994
June 6th, 2008, 05:57 PM
Lightning.

NotoriousRoach
June 6th, 2008, 06:59 PM
Pikachu throwing lighting.

BRU7AL17Y
June 6th, 2008, 09:33 PM
a nasal wipe

poey1994
June 7th, 2008, 04:48 PM
A bogey.
(10 Characters).