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Viking Moose
September 30th, 2006, 12:22 AM
the rules of the game are you put an item in a vending machine and the person below has to say what they get. ill go first
a cup of chocolate milk
Riley
September 30th, 2006, 10:54 AM
Powerade?
XxCAPiTAxX
September 30th, 2006, 11:12 AM
Gatorade
Brandon Smith
September 30th, 2006, 12:00 PM
Amp'd tall boy
DallasDCool
September 30th, 2006, 12:37 PM
Monster Energy drink
chelseafc4life
September 30th, 2006, 01:51 PM
cup of tea
Brandon Smith
September 30th, 2006, 03:34 PM
crumpetts
chelseafc4life
September 30th, 2006, 03:36 PM
lard
Brandon Smith
September 30th, 2006, 03:39 PM
a cheesebuger
chelseafc4life
September 30th, 2006, 03:39 PM
cheese
Brandon Smith
September 30th, 2006, 03:40 PM
ham
XxCAPiTAxX
September 30th, 2006, 05:39 PM
Turkey
jagriff333
September 30th, 2006, 07:25 PM
chicken
NYTrigga101
September 30th, 2006, 09:59 PM
uno cards
AC91
September 30th, 2006, 11:31 PM
I have played this at another place, and I think that you do it where you say what you get out, and then you put something else in. Like this:
..and I got out a Red 5.
I put in RANCE6's dignity...
If I am wrong, will the original poster please correct.
Viking Moose
October 1st, 2006, 12:22 AM
I have played this at another place, and I think that you do it where you say what you get out, and then you put something else in.
ya sorry i messed up just follow the rules AC91 has posted
Brandon Smith
October 1st, 2006, 08:54 PM
^ what?
Cream Cheese in a gold locket
AC91
October 3rd, 2006, 08:01 PM
Look, I get something, then I put something back. So you just put in cream cheese...in a gold locket...wow..then I say
"..and I got out some pretty hard cheese
I put in a crazy hobo..."
So for the next one, you say "...and I got out ______, then I put in_________." Simple as that. Pretty fun when done right. We have had some hilarious ones.
B Nanny
October 16th, 2006, 04:24 PM
MONEYYYYYY
AC91
October 16th, 2006, 06:32 PM
And I got out a bunch of "Y"'s.
I put the Y's back in.
(You don't always do that ^ I just felt like it)
Viking Moose
October 16th, 2006, 10:30 PM
get alphabet soup
put in Halo and Halo 2
AC91
October 17th, 2006, 06:06 PM
Got out backwards compatible Xbox 360
Put in a Wild Draw 4
White For Life
November 19th, 2006, 05:59 PM
Got a PS3
Put it back in
AC91
November 19th, 2006, 09:04 PM
Got out $2,500
Put in 10 Wiis
AleX02
November 20th, 2006, 06:38 PM
Took a Wii and ran
then came back and put in my quarter
AC91
November 20th, 2006, 08:01 PM
And it got stuck
Put in a quarter getter outer device
Riley
November 20th, 2006, 08:05 PM
And got a Yamaha guitar....
Put in a screwdriver....
White For Life
November 20th, 2006, 08:12 PM
Got a green card
put in a Baseball card
AC91
November 20th, 2006, 08:18 PM
and got a Pokemon card.
Put in Halo 2
Viking Moose
November 29th, 2006, 11:15 PM
got 2 copies of halo
put in gears of war
gsayers54
November 29th, 2006, 11:21 PM
Put back one copy of halo 2 back in
and got a Diet Coke
AleX02
November 29th, 2006, 11:44 PM
kicked the machine and takes the diet coke and gives it to dad
then feels bad about taking it without putting anything back so puts in 47 1/2 M&Ms
Viking Moose
November 30th, 2006, 12:34 AM
gets half a bag of m&ms
puts in a puppy
AleX02
November 30th, 2006, 12:45 AM
wth is wrong with u.... why would u put in a puppy!?!?
GamePlaya4Life
November 30th, 2006, 09:00 AM
Dumb thing I wanted the Skittles takes the puppy and puts back a six pack of Red Bulls!
AC91
November 30th, 2006, 08:11 PM
Gets pounded by a vending machine who thought he could fly....
Puts in my soul....
AleX02
December 2nd, 2006, 01:35 AM
........ wth..... why is the system shaking and saying "SYSTEM MALFUNTION!!!"??
Viking Moose
December 7th, 2006, 08:51 PM
put in that hobo named bob
AleX02
December 7th, 2006, 09:33 PM
spit out Viking Moose
put him back in
AC91
December 11th, 2006, 06:13 PM
Got a Viking Hobo Moose named Bob
Put in ten rabid PS3 fanboys
Hobbit JT
January 8th, 2007, 01:34 PM
Condoms
MightierToaster
January 8th, 2007, 05:49 PM
Water Based Lubricants :lol:
I put in that ****y Aquaman title
Ix CL0NE xI
January 8th, 2007, 10:37 PM
a snickers bar
B100D HUNGRY
January 10th, 2007, 07:36 PM
a Milky Way bar
thechedude
January 10th, 2007, 08:06 PM
Pyramid Bar
SharP
January 16th, 2007, 02:22 PM
You get coal and a pile of doo doo
I put in Carmen Electra
Super_Banana
January 17th, 2007, 01:44 PM
drama
I put in the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
MuckRak3r
January 18th, 2007, 05:23 PM
You get arrested when a fatty little kid rolls up to re-up on his pop tarts habit and gets blasted.
I put in a king-size tampon.
xSQUIRLLZx
January 21st, 2007, 12:20 AM
a bloody VD
redletters
January 21st, 2007, 03:59 AM
umm. ok he didnt put in anything and surprisingly I still got frag tagged!
I put in 3 dimes and a nickle
MightierToaster
January 21st, 2007, 12:47 PM
You get a five pack of gum.
I put in my Michigan authentic football jersey. {#15}
Super_Banana
January 22nd, 2007, 03:35 PM
Used diaper.
Insert Rachel Ray.
DemonSpartan666
January 22nd, 2007, 06:56 PM
Good Food.
I put in a bag of gummi bears
volcomkidd911
January 30th, 2007, 06:43 PM
mustard
Gorskino10
February 2nd, 2007, 09:23 AM
i put in a fish and chips.
MANIKENZ
February 2nd, 2007, 04:58 PM
a pack of gum
G50 SHOOTER
February 2nd, 2007, 05:11 PM
millerlite
MANIKENZ
February 2nd, 2007, 09:31 PM
Wonka Bar
airborn54
February 11th, 2007, 12:15 PM
an ipod
thebiglebowski
February 22nd, 2007, 11:12 AM
Hookers?
airborn54
February 24th, 2007, 05:03 PM
condoms?
SuicidalS0ulja
February 25th, 2007, 01:48 PM
Il take some of those condoms :) lol
And il put in some grapes :D
FATALASSASSiiN
March 16th, 2007, 03:57 PM
Ill put in .. some tipex.
modus operendi
March 16th, 2007, 06:11 PM
an hdtv
Master Xemius
March 18th, 2007, 02:17 AM
dane cooks tourgasm! :O
MightierToaster
March 18th, 2007, 05:15 PM
Superfinger
J and S
March 18th, 2007, 05:37 PM
sticky hand.
modus operendi
March 18th, 2007, 06:22 PM
sticky fingers
J and S
March 18th, 2007, 07:45 PM
ribs.
Nukeman
March 18th, 2007, 09:00 PM
Red Bull
modus operendi
March 18th, 2007, 10:34 PM
AMP
Master Xemius
March 18th, 2007, 11:53 PM
rock.
modus operendi
March 19th, 2007, 06:11 PM
roll
Master Xemius
March 19th, 2007, 07:09 PM
butter
modus operendi
March 19th, 2007, 08:10 PM
jelly
Master Xemius
March 19th, 2007, 08:23 PM
donut!
modus operendi
March 19th, 2007, 08:29 PM
red vs. blue
Kiyorezo
March 19th, 2007, 09:23 PM
Halo
modus operendi
March 19th, 2007, 10:11 PM
Angel
Master Xemius
March 20th, 2007, 01:21 AM
woman
Khrome Karma
March 20th, 2007, 03:40 PM
Bananas
Master Xemius
March 20th, 2007, 03:57 PM
MONKEYS!
modus operendi
March 20th, 2007, 08:07 PM
Chunky
J and S
March 20th, 2007, 08:30 PM
cookie.
modus operendi
March 20th, 2007, 08:38 PM
chocolate
Master Xemius
March 21st, 2007, 08:33 AM
pie...
Kiyorezo
March 21st, 2007, 10:24 AM
Pumpkin!
modus operendi
March 21st, 2007, 08:05 PM
Halloween
Master Xemius
March 23rd, 2007, 12:31 PM
wolverine
modus operendi
March 23rd, 2007, 09:16 PM
adamantium
ii I m P a c t
March 23rd, 2007, 09:51 PM
CHEERWINE!
modus operendi
March 24th, 2007, 12:30 PM
red wine
airborn54
March 25th, 2007, 03:54 PM
Budweiser
modus operendi
March 25th, 2007, 07:24 PM
frogs
Master Xemius
March 26th, 2007, 01:55 AM
halucinogen
Drummindude624
March 26th, 2007, 06:38 AM
bacon?
modus operendi
March 26th, 2007, 10:36 PM
yummy
Master Xemius
March 27th, 2007, 02:58 AM
hannibal
Drummindude624
March 27th, 2007, 06:07 AM
pancakes
Dumptyizzle
March 27th, 2007, 07:28 AM
penis pie
POWER BUGGIN
March 27th, 2007, 11:15 AM
Christopher Walken
Munki Magik
March 27th, 2007, 11:24 AM
polos
Master Xemius
March 27th, 2007, 04:16 PM
marco
KINGxSAINT
March 27th, 2007, 07:06 PM
Condums
mhiggins
March 27th, 2007, 07:51 PM
Corona
POWER BUGGIN
March 27th, 2007, 10:04 PM
Poop
modus operendi
March 28th, 2007, 12:25 AM
pee
Master Xemius
March 28th, 2007, 01:03 AM
soap
Munki Magik
March 28th, 2007, 01:26 AM
AK47
Master Xemius
March 28th, 2007, 01:31 AM
poker
Munki Magik
March 28th, 2007, 01:32 AM
vegas
modus operendi
March 28th, 2007, 07:11 PM
R6V
Master Xemius
March 28th, 2007, 08:58 PM
scoobydoo.
POWER BUGGIN
March 28th, 2007, 09:07 PM
snickers bar
Munki Magik
March 29th, 2007, 01:33 AM
Cannabis
Master Xemius
March 29th, 2007, 09:19 AM
dommer
Munki Magik
March 29th, 2007, 12:26 PM
Batman Costume
mhiggins
March 29th, 2007, 01:16 PM
BAT mobile
Lord Aldemar
March 29th, 2007, 07:08 PM
Two-Face.
Master Xemius
March 30th, 2007, 02:06 AM
joker
Munki Magik
March 30th, 2007, 05:57 PM
POker
Master Xemius
March 31st, 2007, 04:18 AM
No.7
modus operendi
April 3rd, 2007, 12:05 AM
Lucky Number Slevin
Master Xemius
April 4th, 2007, 12:59 AM
slurm
Munki Magik
April 4th, 2007, 12:29 PM
Slug Juice
ROYhobbs17
April 6th, 2007, 03:17 PM
vomit
Master Xemius
April 9th, 2007, 09:05 AM
comedy
WonkyBilly boy
April 10th, 2007, 08:25 AM
Candy
Munki Magik
April 10th, 2007, 10:24 AM
Mercedes CLK350
xXCR0SSF1R3Xx
April 10th, 2007, 04:29 PM
crack
POWER BUGGIN
April 10th, 2007, 08:33 PM
Vagina
D4RTH G4TOR
May 8th, 2007, 07:04 PM
president bush
POWER BUGGIN
May 8th, 2007, 07:31 PM
Penis
bgiff
May 9th, 2007, 03:01 PM
me.
Master Xemius
May 9th, 2007, 03:19 PM
creepy
POWER BUGGIN
May 12th, 2007, 10:35 AM
Turds
SethShreve
June 14th, 2007, 04:04 AM
Anus
scrounger
June 18th, 2007, 12:33 PM
A Sharp 108" Widescreen 1080p Flat Screen LCD television!!! :P
thebiglebowski
June 18th, 2007, 06:01 PM
A cute little ***ish boy.
bizarre oreo
June 18th, 2007, 06:29 PM
A COOKIE!
POWER BUGGIN
June 19th, 2007, 01:09 AM
Citizenship
scrounger
June 20th, 2007, 11:17 AM
A Pitchfork
BioHazard117
June 20th, 2007, 03:50 PM
Borat.
scrounger
June 20th, 2007, 03:54 PM
A knight in shining armor! :P
BioHazard117
June 21st, 2007, 04:40 AM
Mr. Boxy.
scrounger
June 21st, 2007, 08:41 AM
Seal porn?!? wtf?!?
POWER BUGGIN
June 21st, 2007, 04:26 PM
A Snickers Bar
scrounger
June 21st, 2007, 04:54 PM
A dead body! :D
JAZCASH
June 23rd, 2007, 08:18 AM
5 egg timers and battery acid.
King Sev3n
June 23rd, 2007, 10:33 AM
Some coins to get what i want
Beton
June 23rd, 2007, 12:16 PM
Halo 3!!!
scrounger
June 23rd, 2007, 01:04 PM
An XBOX 360 Core System?
LXL HAVOK LXL
June 23rd, 2007, 03:00 PM
AN ACHIEVMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOT WOOT!
The name of the ach.= White Trash
The description= bought a bag of combos....with only pennies.....in ur boxers....at 1pm....because u were hungry for breakfast.....haha i could go all day!....thats what he said....WTF!?!
Sgt Dex Grif
June 24th, 2007, 12:54 AM
Joo Gold!
scrounger
June 24th, 2007, 01:57 AM
Grif's sister, 'Sister'! :D
SethShreve
June 25th, 2007, 09:37 AM
BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MadRoX
July 11th, 2007, 11:47 AM
candy
FxA Demon Lord
July 11th, 2007, 05:42 PM
Gobstopers
An Awsome Ninja
July 13th, 2007, 03:59 PM
Bacon
modus operendi
July 14th, 2007, 02:37 PM
meat
UluckyRedAce
July 26th, 2007, 01:27 PM
i got a dumb moose that claims to be a viking (lol jk moose)
i put in a monkey fu**ing a coconut
*ADeadlyRussian*
July 26th, 2007, 08:40 PM
Meatballs
Beton
July 27th, 2007, 09:43 PM
A Red Ranger
I Live 2 Kill
July 28th, 2007, 09:31 AM
Godzilla
BRU7AL17Y
July 29th, 2007, 03:11 PM
Bomb Pop
Latest Greatest
July 30th, 2007, 02:17 AM
A Fetus
BRU7AL17Y
July 30th, 2007, 08:37 AM
A plastic golden coin
I Live 2 Kill
July 30th, 2007, 08:57 AM
Lucky Charms guy.
Khrome Karma
July 30th, 2007, 10:57 AM
^He prolly wants some spam cuz dats all he be doin
l Perfect l
August 2nd, 2007, 11:24 PM
Spam in a can?
xX Aerous Xx
August 2nd, 2007, 11:28 PM
Roast Beef
|berserk3|
August 17th, 2007, 12:42 PM
roast beef sandwhich
FxA Demon Lord
August 27th, 2007, 02:55 AM
A big daddy
tanerboiz
May 29th, 2008, 08:17 AM
lots of food :D
ANDY INTHEMIX
May 29th, 2008, 03:47 PM
a mudkip .
BRU7AL17Y
June 4th, 2008, 09:50 PM
a pikachu.
poey1994
June 6th, 2008, 05:57 PM
Lightning.
NotoriousRoach
June 6th, 2008, 06:59 PM
Pikachu throwing lighting.
BRU7AL17Y
June 6th, 2008, 09:33 PM
a nasal wipe
poey1994
June 7th, 2008, 04:48 PM
A bogey.
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