yo momma jokes

[matbaylana04]

yo momma so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.

yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

yo momma so stupid she was going to disney land, it said "disney Left <", so she turned around and went home.


kinda bored so i started this topic.

[Link365]

this should probally go in the word games section

[saunderscowie]

Personal I think

[XxCAPiTAxX]

your mother is so not smart, that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the W's

[SWITCHBACK]

rofl ^
xD

[Riley]

Your momma is so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.

[XxCAPiTAxX]

your momma is so old she took orders at "the last supper"

[Camp K09]

Personal I think

Best joke I've seen so far in this thread. :lol:

[kdawg15]

yo mama is like stainless steel, cause she never gets rusty in bed

[AleX02]

This thread is as stupid as yo momma, *****!

[LostInThis]

yall love your mommas and you know it... what would she say shame on all of you...shame shame

[Hobbit JT]

yo mama is like stainless steel, cause she never gets rusty in bed

I like this one!!! lol

Yo mum is so fat she has more Rolls than Sainsburry's!

Yo mum is so fat she has more chins that a chinese phone book!

[MuckRak3r]

Yo Momma is so Fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

[MuckRak3r]

Yo Momma is so Fat when you tap her on the shoulder, by the time she turns around it's tomorrow.

[MuckRak3r]

Yo Momma is so poor, when someone rings your doorbell (that doesnt work) she runs upstairs and sticks her head out the window and yells Ding Dong!

[MuckRak3r]

Yo Momma is so Ugly your grandparents had to tie a pork chop around her neck just to get the dogs to play with her.

[MuckRak3r]

Yo Momma is so Fat her neck looks like a package of Hot Dogs.

[J and S]

Yo mama is so dumb, that when she stuck a quarter in her pocket she expected some candy to come out.

[thechedude]

Yo Momma so old, that before it was the Tea Bag, it was the Earl Grey Bag.

Your Momma so Fat, when she walked in front of J C Penny, they said " It's all Inside! "

Yo Momma so old, she sat behind jesus in the fourth grade!!

Yo Momma so Fat, When god said " Let there Be Light " he had to ask her to move!!

XD

[jagriff333]

Yo mamma is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

Yo mamma is so poor, when I asked, "What are you doing kicking the trashcan?", and she answered, "Moving."

Yo mamma is so fat, when the bus came to pick you up for school she said, "Catch that tweenky!"

[AmpleSteak]

Yo Momma is so old she saw Passion of the Christ LIVE!

Yo Momma is like a home depot 5 cents a screw!

Yo Momma is so black i tried to shoot her in the dark and bullets came back and said "i can't find the *****"(it was on the show lol)

Yo Momma has had more unemployed men in her than a warcraft tournament.

[GamePlaya4Life]

yo mama is like stainless steel, cause she never gets rusty in bed

I like this one!!! lol

Yo mum is so fat she has more Rolls than Sainsburry's!

Yo mum is so fat she has more chins that a chinese phone book!

That's a good one!

[th champ]

yo momma so fat she has her own national anthem

yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her head 2 make up her mind

[WonkyBilly boy]

Yo mamma's like a shotgun to cocks and shes loaded.

Yo mamma's like a campfire, a place for all the boy scouts to put thier weiners in.:)

[Ride The Lightining]

1 - yo mama is so fat, that when she went to school she sat next to every body

2 - yo mama is so fat, when she jumped in the air she got stuck

[ernestalex]

Yo mamma got a party in her trunk and evebody's cumin
Your mum' like a bus..... 50p a ride.

[JAZCASH]

Yo mamma's a Man.
Yo mamma's so big she makes king kong look like a tic-tac

[ai3rocks57]

Yo Momma is so fat that when she found out that someone ate the last tweenkie in the box she got so mad that she turned into the Beserker and brought the walls down.

http://img.search.com/thumb/1/1c/Unreal3engine-berserker.jpg/250px-Unreal3engine-berserker.jpg

[JAZCASH]

Yo mammas good in bed :)

[usmc123]

Yo Momma so stupid that she rented a car to go to a dealership to steal one

[CarSignTree]

Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!




PS the berserker one was ????

[xChrisx1993]

Yo Momma's like a Library, open to the Public

[JAZCASH]

Yo mammas like choclate in a freezer. White on the outside but black underneath.

[will0200]

yo mom took a spoon to da super bowl .ohhhhhhhh

Old skool

[ii I m P a c t]

A Halo 2 one:

Yo mama is soooo fat, she fell through the map, and crushed the Guardians.

[StealthyNemesis]

Yo momma's like a train station, long things go in and out of her!

I just found out about this thread! >.>

[White For Life]

Yo mama's so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed

[SethShreve]

Yo mama's so fat that when the family visited seaworld the workers tried to get her back in the whale enclosure.

[scrounger]

Yo Momma's so poor that when some kid stepped on her skateboard, she said, "Hey! Get off the family car!".

Yo Momma's so ugly that when she needed money and became a prostitute, blind dudes turned her down!

Yo Momma's so nasty that the United States Army uses her bathtub water as a Biological Weapon!

[FxA Demon Lord]

Last time yo moma saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.