CyZ
November 21st, 2006, 08:04 PM
Ok so I was playing Call of Duty 3 for like 5 hours sitting in my computer chair indian style and when I got up, my right leg gave.. Hurt in the groin area. Real sharp pain right side of my groin, completely takes out my entire right leg if I put weight on it. I figured it's like a strain or something but it didn't go away. Took advil and aspirin like they were tic tacs, still no better. So I went and got some free medical advice by logging into UNO and smashtv and consulting people. Turns out it could be a hernia!!
Didn't even know what that was so I looked it up on webmd. Oh sh*t!! It's like something right out of a horror movie, basically if left untreated your intestines could pop out of your body and you die, ok cool. So I'm in my 20s and my intestines could pop out at any time cause I was playing video games too long and not exercising much so that's cool now I have to go to the doctor's tomorrow at 2pm and drop my pants infront of a stranger with a degree and have him look at my groin and I just know at some point he's going to ask where it hurts and I'll have to say "yeah right there, to the right of my balls".. I just hope I don't get a woody while in the office, I'm not gay but I'm still young enough that they can pop up (no pun intended) at any time!!
Here are the gory details, I just hope I don't have this and it just turns out to be a simple strain or something - http://www.webmd.com/content/article/6/1680_53577.htm
To add insult in injury, the only way to fix most hernias is to operate!!! Who needs an anastisologist when you have a dude in a mask comming towards you with a scapel at your groin area.
That is all, wish me luck tomorrow. I'm scared as sh*t. I haven't been to the doc's in like 10 years. Doesn't help that I don't have health insurance, kinda have to go through life undefeated if you catch my drift. Anyways a fellow gamer needs your prayers or magic juju tomorrow. If anyone has gone through this or knows someone that has, share.
Didn't even know what that was so I looked it up on webmd. Oh sh*t!! It's like something right out of a horror movie, basically if left untreated your intestines could pop out of your body and you die, ok cool. So I'm in my 20s and my intestines could pop out at any time cause I was playing video games too long and not exercising much so that's cool now I have to go to the doctor's tomorrow at 2pm and drop my pants infront of a stranger with a degree and have him look at my groin and I just know at some point he's going to ask where it hurts and I'll have to say "yeah right there, to the right of my balls".. I just hope I don't get a woody while in the office, I'm not gay but I'm still young enough that they can pop up (no pun intended) at any time!!
Here are the gory details, I just hope I don't have this and it just turns out to be a simple strain or something - http://www.webmd.com/content/article/6/1680_53577.htm
To add insult in injury, the only way to fix most hernias is to operate!!! Who needs an anastisologist when you have a dude in a mask comming towards you with a scapel at your groin area.
That is all, wish me luck tomorrow. I'm scared as sh*t. I haven't been to the doc's in like 10 years. Doesn't help that I don't have health insurance, kinda have to go through life undefeated if you catch my drift. Anyways a fellow gamer needs your prayers or magic juju tomorrow. If anyone has gone through this or knows someone that has, share.