View Full Version : Lmao! WE GOT PWNED at my basketball game.
thechedude
November 27th, 2006, 08:59 PM
So, We start off. These guys are all 3x our size, and we can't even take their defense. So, the quarter starts, then they get the ball, but the really tall kid, all of a sudden, JUKES the ball through our team capt's legs, and all of a sudden, they start acting like douches. Then, in 2nd quarter, we make one 3 pointer, and the score so far is 26-3. So, in 3rd quarter, the kid I'm blocking ( I'm post. ) lifts his knees up, and pushes my knees in from behind, hurts like a mother. points, 42-7. then in 4th quarter, their shortest kid, 5'11", gets KNOCKED over, and skins his leg, and that was the best part, cause that kid kept ****ing everybody off, cause he was fouling alot, and the reffes never called it, ill tell you more later, cause it's pretty late, but in the end 56-9.
Ry Fryy
November 27th, 2006, 09:07 PM
At least you tried. :)
Camp K09
November 27th, 2006, 09:32 PM
Owned. :)
johnny0001
November 27th, 2006, 09:56 PM
Yes one word comes to mind,Owned. :)
EX TWO SEE
November 28th, 2006, 06:14 AM
So, We start off. These guys are all 3x our size, and we can't even take their defense. So, the quarter starts, then they get the ball, but the really tall kid, all of a sudden, JUKES the ball through our team capt's legs, and all of a sudden, they start acting like douches. Then, in 2nd quarter, we make one 3 pointer, and the score so far is 26-3. So, in 3rd quarter, the kid I'm blocking ( I'm post. ) lifts his knees up, and pushes my knees in from behind, hurts like a mother. points, 42-7. then in 4th quarter, their shortest kid, 5'11", gets KNOCKED over, and skins his leg, and that was the best part, cause that kid kept ****ing everybody off, cause he was fouling alot, and the reffes never called it, ill tell you more later, cause it's pretty late, but in the end 56-9.
Wow, sounds like the way my basketball team will be this year, when we have our first game.
AmpleSteak
November 28th, 2006, 06:16 AM
Last year our elementry school basketball team won one game against this french school and they were all like 4"11.
Mr Achievement
November 28th, 2006, 02:28 PM
Ouch... Maybe Basketball isn't your sport... But keep playing if you love it!
B14ck N1nj4
November 28th, 2006, 03:08 PM
lol seriously owned :-P
2-d
November 28th, 2006, 03:46 PM
ha
well
when I played basketball....like 4 years ago...
we sucked too
damn black kids
lol
MilkRevolution4
November 29th, 2006, 08:45 PM
omfg, i play basketball and i would have to say that you guys got owned supremely. All i can say is that you guys need to start working on some drills and practice your layups. Wow, one year in my local recreational league my team went undefeated and we ended up winning the championship. We beat everyone by over 25 points except for this one game where we won on a last second shot. That wouldnt have happened unless i hit 4 3 pointers in a row to tie it up. Thats all i can really do though, I only shoot those 3 pointers. I am 5'4 and i suck at dribbling so i cant be the point guard. All i do is sit on the wing and pop those 3 pointers whenever i am open. Most of the time though, i can only shoot the 3's when i am wide open so i guess i am not that good.
J and S
November 29th, 2006, 09:13 PM
Lol! Our team is one of the best in the county. So the game was pretty much a sellout, eh? ^ That's exactly what I do, I have no good handles, so I couldn't be PG. I guess I'm good at MR shots. Well hope I make the b-ball team this year and good luck to your team, lol.
GamePlaya4Life
November 30th, 2006, 09:29 AM
I just played a game and it went into over time! We were tied with 18.7 seconds left then one of our players gets fouled and goes to the line. He knocks both free throws down and we are up my two, they take the ball down there is less there five seconds left and one of there players shoots, I run over and block the shot, but they get the ball back and they are blocked again. The best part about the game for me was when I shot a NBA three and drained it. This was one of the best games I've ever played in. Funny thing is I'm the tallest player on the team and he has me playing up top which is fine with me becuase I like shooting the threes.
macgyver893
December 1st, 2006, 09:58 AM
At least you tried. :)
trying doesn't win games though
thechedude
December 3rd, 2006, 08:53 PM
At least you tried. :)
trying doesn't win games though
It does for us. We Suck.
SuicidalS0ulja
December 10th, 2006, 04:19 PM
you should have dribbled under/through their legs if they were so tall :) lol
Parasitic
December 10th, 2006, 05:20 PM
omfg, i play basketball and i would have to say that you guys got owned supremely. All i can say is that you guys need to start working on some drills and practice your layups. Wow, one year in my local recreational league my team went undefeated and we ended up winning the championship. We beat everyone by over 25 points except for this one game where we won on a last second shot. That wouldnt have happened unless i hit 4 3 pointers in a row to tie it up. Thats all i can really do though, I only shoot those 3 pointers. I am 5'4 and i suck at dribbling so i cant be the point guard. All i do is sit on the wing and pop those 3 pointers whenever i am open. Most of the time though, i can only shoot the 3's when i am wide open so i guess i am not that good.
It's a team sport have confidence.
And damn, you guys got crushed. better luck next time?
thechedude
December 10th, 2006, 08:46 PM
omfg, i play basketball and i would have to say that you guys got owned supremely. All i can say is that you guys need to start working on some drills and practice your layups. Wow, one year in my local recreational league my team went undefeated and we ended up winning the championship. We beat everyone by over 25 points except for this one game where we won on a last second shot. That wouldnt have happened unless i hit 4 3 pointers in a row to tie it up. Thats all i can really do though, I only shoot those 3 pointers. I am 5'4 and i suck at dribbling so i cant be the point guard. All i do is sit on the wing and pop those 3 pointers whenever i am open. Most of the time though, i can only shoot the 3's when i am wide open so i guess i am not that good.
It's a team sport have confidence.
And damn, you guys got crushed. better luck next time?
Our next game is a 3 hour drive.. hell yes we better win this damn one..
air carter15
December 18th, 2006, 09:58 PM
sounds like my game sunday, we started off 8-3, at half it was 30-13, we lost 48-27...
jigsaw250
December 21st, 2006, 04:00 AM
My team wasnt that good when we were in grade school. All of the guys were just ball hogs and to make matters worse they didnt even play me that much. Now I am not saying that I was the best on the team but I was definitely third best. Whenever i did play, I never got the ball, probably cause they thought that since I was white, I couldnt play good. Kind of funny though because every shot that I took, I made. Maybe they should have passed the ball to me more. I was an outstanding rebounder and defender though. Three blocks, two steals, and 15 rebounds per game. It does sound like its exaggerated, but I am telling the truth. And for some odd reason, the guy that I guarded never scored. The only way a player that I guarded had scored was when me and a teammate switched up on a screen set by the other team. Of course technically at the point i wasnt guarding my guy...i was guarding his.
Anyways...I never felt right playing organized sports after that. I had a chance to make it on my middle school team but after that experience in grade school I didnt think I was that good and didnt go to the second tryout. Apparently the coach was looking for me and was going to offer me a starting spot too. Oh well.
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