Would you rather?

[I_HAVE_MILD_GAS]

Started as game to play on the phone, until i decided to bring it to the forums...


Answer the "Would you rather...?" question from the person who posted before you, and then come up with your own for the person after you to answer!

I'll start it off:

Would you rather...
Cut off half of your arm with a blender
or
Burn your own house down along with all of your belongings
:?:

[jbeckwith23]

house

would you rather....
have your big toe slowly chewed off
or
swallow 7 small cacti whole
?

[Fa11en An9el]

big toe


burn to death

or

drown

[I_HAVE_MILD_GAS]

drown

Would you rather...
Get each of your teeth pulled out with no anesthisia
or
Be diognosed with cancer

[The Guardian]

Teeth pulled, then I don't die, hopefully.


Would you rather get shot in the head or stabbed in the head?

[Fa11en An9el]

stabbed

would you rather....

wear a pink tutu in front of all your friends

or

your girlfriends underwear in front of your parents

[The Guardian]

Pink tutu in front of all my friends, I would feel more comfortable than the parents. The parents might think something is up with me wearing underwear.

Would you rather...

Fall into a hole of thousands of needles or have each of your fingers and toes cut off one by one.

I give all the harsh ones.

[SuicidalS0ulja]

The needles, im iron man :D

Have a crate of 100 360s crush you

or have a crate of 100 PS3s crush you ;)

[Fa11en An9el]

360's any day.

Play the PS3

or

Play on the motorway/ highway

[GamePlaya4Life]

Play the PS3.

Die my fire

or

Die by train

[Fa11en An9el]

Die by train


Hanging

or

Beheading

[GamePlaya4Life]

Beheading, faster.

Getting eaten by a shark

or

Getting eaten by a bear

[MightierToaster]

The Bear

Castrated by hand, or tied too a cinder block in the Atlantic.

[I_HAVE_MILD_GAS]

^dude you are twisted

cinderblock, who would want to live after the first one anyways?

Would you rather...
Swallow a cup of bleach
or
Parachute naked off of the empire state building

[Fa11en An9el]

Parachute naked off the empire state, that sounds like fun to me. lol

Eat Maggots

or

Bath in Maggots

[al capOWNage]

Eat.

Would you rather...

Kill your own child to save a billion innocent children.

OR

Kill a billion innocent children to save your own child.

Now, that my friends is how you're supposed to ask the deep, philosophical questions. :wink:

[Fa11en An9el]

kill a billion innocent children, my kids rock...


have colonic irragation

or

have your b a l l s waxed

[Scythie]

Lmao.

Colonic Irragation. Would be good for you ^^


1) Be Blind?

or

2) Be Deaf?

[I_HAVE_MILD_GAS]

deaf

Would you rather...
Die while engaged in sexual intercourse
or
Die taking a dump

[B Nanny]

Die taking a dump, because I would feel bad for the person I was having intercourse with. It would be extremely disturbing for them.

Would you rather...

Smash a Wii in front of Nintendo fanboys or smash a PS3 in front of Sony fanboys?

[homerunhitter B]

Smash a Wii...i hate nintendo for gamecube

would u rather have all your gama data and gamerscore deleted or your system smashed without the hard drive

[airborn54]

have my system smashed w/o the hard drive

would rather go duckhunting or deer hunting

[paulo111]

duckhunting

would you rather:
break your leg
or
break your hand

[Ozmosis8]

hand

would you rather die by freak fireworks accident or be trampled by a large group of cows?

[Fa11en An9el]

trampled by cows


eaten by sharks

or

beaten by dolphins

[modus operendi]

beaten by dolphins, you still live, and being eaten isn't an instant death

run over by semi (death)

or

Die on a rollercoaster

[Fa11en An9el]

run over


crushed by falling rocks

or

mangled in a mincer

[B Nanny]

Rocks would probably be a more instant, somewhat painless death; mangled would just suck.

Rocks.

Would you rather throw up constantly

or

Have diarrhea constantly?

I don't want this to get dirty, I was just trying to think of two common sickness symptoms that are pretty close to each other in irritation level.

[Fa11en An9el]

diarrhea



drink a jug of diarreah

or

eat a bowl of sick

[B Nanny]

A bowl of sick; diarrhea could quite possibly give you E. Coli and other diseases, while eating vomit probably would suck but wouldn't have as serious of consequences.

Always smile or always frown?

[modus operendi]

Always smile

Not be able to watch tv or not be able to play video games

[paulo111]

Not be able to watch tv, because that would mean not being able to watch the great Manchester United.

Get stung by 100 jellyfish
or
get stung by 1000 bees

[airborn54]

1000 bees

would you rather get bit by a dog(no small dog)or bitten by a full grown cat

[homerunhitter B]

by cat...unless mountain cat or lion...then dog

being robbed or being mugged

[paulo111]

being robbed

being shot or being stabbed

[airborn54]

being shot

would you rather be smart or have more common sense

[homerunhitter B]

common sense...results in better job and more $$$

would u rather live a long boring life or a short fun life

[rhub4rb]

short fun life, boredom may make me kill myself anyway

eat a turd or drink pee?

[thebiglebowski]

Drink some urine.

Would you rather:

Be in a sauna naked with sex offenders....fun occurs....video of it on the internet....

or

Have sex with your principal and make CNN

[homerunhitter B]

depends if its men or women...which evers women ill go with that one

would u rather have sux with your mom or your dad?

[airborn54]

*throwes up*(kidding,but that is just plain sick)

would you rather have a beer or wine

[thebiglebowski]

Beer my brotha. Wine is some ***** ass sh!t.

Would you rather have sex with a donkey or sex with a gorilla?

[TheMantis24]

Donkey

Would you rather have sex with Britney Spears or K-Fed ?

[thebiglebowski]

I don't know these days Britney looks like a dude more and more every day. I would knock her up still though before she gets to out of hand.

Would you rather get head or finger a chick?

[SuicidalS0ulja]

Head lol

Bum or be bummed xD

[Project Diaz]

Bum?

Would you rather wiegh 800lbs and never be able to lose it or weigh 80lbs and never be able to gain, and your 6ft5in.

[B14ck N1nj4]

80 lbs ill still be able to walk

Rather kill a bunch of little kids for fun

or kill a bunch of PS3 fanboys

[modus operendi]

PS3 fanboys

Never have sex or have sex with (same sex if your straight, opposite sex if your homosexual)

[B14ck N1nj4]

have same sex

smash a wii

or smash a ds

[NYTrigga101]

smash a ds, they are cheaper and easier to find.

would you rather

have sex with a gay man

or

kill yourself

[B14ck N1nj4]

Gay man

eat arbys

or eat weird indian food

[modus operendi]

Eat at arbys

lose a finger or lose a toe

[GamePlaya4Life]

Lose a toe.

Lose a ear or lose a eye?

[afashionzombie]

lose an ear...

be deaf or blind?

[modus operendi]

be deaf

Fight Ali or The Rock

[Ozmosis8]

Ali - It would be an honor even though I would get pwnd...

Get an xbox with no games, or a computer with no internet?

[Khrome Karma]

xbox, hexic is predownloaded isnt it?

Fat man's thong or black man's cell mate?

[modus operendi]

Black man's cell mate

Spend day with Hannibal Lector or Texas Chainsaw Massacre Guy

[Genocide]

Hannibal Lector he doesn't kill every day, the other guy does.


Would you rather sleep on a feather pillow or a foam pillow?


I know it is a hard question, but answer it.

[bigcheez2k3]

Feather Pillow

Who would you have sex with:

George Bush

Or

Bill Clinton

[afashionzombie]

BILL!!!

obama or hillary clinton?

[thechedude]

Obama


Gametrailers or IGN

[modus operendi]

Gametrailers

PS or N64

[Evilgamer91]

N64

psp or ds?

[JustinQPR]

DS

Red or Blue?

[modus operendi]

Blue

Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat?

[thechedude]

Mortal Kombat

Castlevania 3D

or Baldur's Gate

[KingPin909]

Castlevania 3D

GRAW or RB6 vegas?

[J and S]

rb6.

saint's row or gta?

[ii I m P a c t]

GTA all the way....


Would you rather...?

Throw a parachute out of a plane at 10,000 feet, wait 5 seconds and jump after it in an attempt to save your life?

OR

Toss your air tank into the ocean, wait 5 seconds, and dive after it to save your life?(NO COMING UP FOR AIR!!!:P)

[thebiglebowski]

Parachute man, that would be so tits.

Get a PS3 or get a penny and an XBLA game for free?

[G50 SHOOTER]

get a penny and an XBLA game for free

would you rather have a Girlfriend cheat on you or cheat on her?

[thebiglebowski]

Cheat on her...mwahahahah!

Be banned from XBL or spend life in prison?

[Parasitic]

Much rather be banned from Xbox Live.

Be chemically castrated or become eternally poor.

[Evilgamer91]

become eternally poor

live in elm street or camp in camp crystal lake?

[Et3rnal Light]

live in elm street

Eat your phone whole

or

rape your cat

[modus operendi]

eat phone whole

Be a vegetable or be dead

[airborn54]

be dead
would you rather be 15 or be 30

[modus operendi]

Be 30

Would you rather have no gamerpoints or have a million and have everyone know you cheated to get them

[GermanFatass]

None not much of a cheater

would you rather have sex with Rosie O Donald or a man?

[Munki Magik]

Rosie O Donald

would you rather live under a hobo's shack or die

[nirvana4life]

live under a hobos shack

would you rather jump off a cliff or **** a 1000 lb girl

[Munki Magik]

Jump off a cliff

Would you rather eat dog **** or eat a slug

[th champ]

eat a slug

would u rather get beaten up by a girl
or....
be a homo

[idontknow124]

be beaten up by a girl......................... in a place where no one can see it

would u rather F**K george w bush or ur mom

[Oblivion Pony]

I would rather ur mom

would rather break the thread like this idiot, or keep it going

[th champ]

keep it goin

eat or drink?

[LUC1F3R 07]

Eat

Blind or deaf ?

[th champ]

deaf

b sick or eat sick

[Falconix]

Be sick.
Would you rather be rich and hated, or poor and loved?

[th champ]

probably rich lol

get killed by freddy kruger or by a zombie each very slowly

[MasterChief1226]

Freddy Kruger

Play E.T. (Atari) or play Pong (Both suck)

[thechedude]

Pong

Gh2 or Gh1

[MasterChief1226]

Gh2

Get 1000 in Chromehounds, or 1000 in some jap game you dont understand

[Munki Magik]

1000 in a Japenesse game

Eat a playdoh Smurf or eat a little poisonous Jelly Ghetto Smurf

[SOTN master]

GTA all the way....


Would you rather...?

Throw a parachute out of a plane at 10,000 feet, wait 5 seconds and jump after it in an attempt to save your life?

OR

Toss your air tank into the ocean, wait 5 seconds, and dive after it to save your life?(NO COMING UP FOR AIR!!!:P) dive into the ocean, air tanks float :P

[WonkyBilly boy]

Get Laid or have 100,000Ms points?

[GermanFatass]

laid

kill yourself or some1 u love

[Viking Moose]

myself


would you rather
have both you pinkies cut off
or
one thumb cut off

[Oblivion Pony]

pinkies

lose the hand you write with
or
lose your legs

[nik webb]

Lose the hand i write with



eat your own legs
or
eat your friends?

[J and S]

wow, you guys are so nasty.. lol. i guess eat my own legs. [yumm]

jump off the empire state building or jump of the eiffel tower?

[modus operendi]

Jump off th eiffel tower cuz i never been to a foreign country

listen to your least favorite type of music or watch your least favorite type of tv show

[GermanFatass]

least favorite type of tv show

taco bell or IHOP

[nik webb]

Taco bell


LOL or ROFL?

[Sir KojaK]

LOL

Eat a dead baby
OR
Sleep with a dead baby for 10 years(like cuddling with it and stuff)

[Falconix]

Umm...I guess eat a dead baby. That way, I could get it over with sooner than 10 years.

Would you rather:
Be #1 in the world in ANY game, or win $1,000?

[GermanFatass]

1000 will go away the honor of being #1 will last forever!

Go see Hot Fuzz or Grindhouse

[nik webb]

Hot fuzz



LIVERPOOL or man utd

[zeligs96]

Man utd

(gears of war) Seriously

or

add 500 G to your Gamerscore

[spencer1527]

Gears seriously..... i rly like that gamerpic

Play halo 3 beta

or

Play gears of war

[Falconix]

Gears of War. I don't want to spoil anything for Halo 3.

Would you rather:

Have acne

or

be unnecessarily hairy?

[usmc123]

Acne, u never said how much muhahahaha
Be extremely obese
or
Be disgustingly skinny ( i mean hard to look at disgustingly skinny)

[SethShreve]

Be disgustingly skinny ( that can be fixed easily )

Play with yourself or talk to your mom

[JAZCASH]

Play with myself. My mom can die. ;)

Hung from barbed wire by your foreskin

or

lose all your gamerscore on your 360? ;)

[|berserk3|]

gamerscore

eat a finger
or
eat a dead mouse
haha

[hiddenzombie014]

Dead mouse

try to solve a rubix cube
or
play a game of chess

[Falconix]

Solve a Rubix Cube.

Be the best Halo 3 player of ALL TIME

or

be President of the U.S.

:lol:

[BRU7AL17Y]

halo 3 player of all time
president is to stressful

win a stapler or a portfolio

[I Live 2 Kill]

Well in all honesty, it depends what's in the portfolio so I guess a Stapler.

Launch a Nuclear Missle or Somehow pull a Meteor into the Earth (by some sort of beam I guess)

[VVeZoX]

Launch a Nuclear Missle -Sounds fun

Would you rather...

Bleed to death

or

Have too much blood pumped into you, resulting in you exploding

[MightierToaster]

Bleed To Death, god damn thats a strange question <_<

Would you rather have...

Corvette or a Lambo

[VVeZoX]

god damn thats a strange question <_<


do you mean this part? :P
Have too much blood pumped into you, resulting in you exploding

[MightierToaster]

god damn thats a strange question <_<


do you mean this part? :P
Have too much blood pumped into you, resulting in you exploding

Yeah, but overall a very strange question.

[poey1994]

lambo

would you rather wank off a bunch of midgets

or

get ur bum fingered by several large men

[I Live 2 Kill]

Wank the midgets

Sh*t your pants

or

**** your bed

[poey1994]

**** my pants. that way i could cover it up secretly and quikly.

would you rather

snog sum1 with rabies

or

**** sum1 with aids

[I Live 2 Kill]

**** sum1 with aids I guess... maybe a chance you won't get the disease?

100% on Oblivion or

100% on Bioshock

[VVeZoX]

100% Bioshock...i think

have 10 retail games complete

or

have 50 arcade games complete

[I Live 2 Kill]

10 Retail, some can be 1250 instead of 1000

Break your...

Foot or Hand?

[VVeZoX]

Hand -just have a thing around your shoulder...foot=Krutches (s?)

have 10 1,000 games complete

or

have 50 200 arcade games complete

[|berserk3|]

10 1000 its more pointy s lol

Watch tv guide channel

or

Lifetime channel

[VVeZoX]

Lifetime channel. There are some good movies on there. besides if i were to watch tv guide channel i would know what i was missing out on :(

and by the way they add up to be the same they are both 10,000

Lose all your blood and die

or

Get too much blood pumped into your body resulting in you exploding

[|berserk3|]

i no was just a joke

[VVeZoX]

i no was just a joke

which would you rather have though?

[|berserk3|]

10 1000 if u had the games because some r multiplayer and u can play multiple times without it getting boring

[VVeZoX]

Lose in this post battle with me or win but you lose 100 posts

[|berserk3|]

lose the post battle

watch just tv or use just the internet

[VVeZoX]

Internet -the internet is so advanced now because i can watch tv on my computer :D

have 2 gamertag one with 5,000 and one with 10,000 or 1 gamertag with a gamerscore of 7,500

[|berserk3|]

1 i cant multi task very good

Buy stuff at wawa or at 7-11

[VVeZoX]

sorry i cant say i have never been or even heard of either of them. but i guess wawa cuz it sounds funny

have a really nice car or a nice house

[|berserk3|]

nice house. (i got the car) they r gas stations with little "grocery stores"....

bald or hairy

[VVeZoX]

if i can cut if off then hair if not then i guess a nice shiny bald head

bi or gay

[I Live 2 Kill]

Bi

Idiot or Moron

[|berserk3|]

idiot

ps3 or wii

[VVeZoX]

Wii

have 1000 post or 1001 posts

[WxAxRxRxIx0xR]

1001

be attacked by a spider monkey or be beaten up by a blind person

[VVeZoX]

spider monkey

Be able to fly or be invisible when you want

[FxA Demon Lord]

Invisible

Lift 10000 tons or run faster than the speed of light.

[VVeZoX]

run faster than the speed of light

Shoot fire or shoot ice (Freezes anything that it touches)

[Twizzmer]

shoot ice

watch telly or play games

[VVeZoX]

play games

Be able to fly or be invisible when you want

[FxA Demon Lord]

Be invisible

Be 10 feet tall or jump 10 feet high?

[I Live 2 Kill]

Jump 10 Feet High, I think it would get kinda weird being a giant after a while.

Be chased by 20 Blondes or Brunettes?

[VVeZoX]

blondes, have more fun :)

Get banned from this site or get kicked of Xbox live for 1 month

[Gorskino10]

both bad but proberly xbox :D i could always play offline or go round my mates and use his connection.

Catch genitle herpies or clamidia

[VVeZoX]

i know that genital herpies is bad and i dont know what clamidia is so i guess clamidia


Get banned from this site or get kicked of Xbox live for 1 month

[WxAxRxRxIx0xR]

Kicked off Xbox live for 1 month just play offline

Play Rashambo and kick first or kick second

[VVeZoX]

kick first?

Get banned from this site or get kicked of Xbox live for 3 months

[WxAxRxRxIx0xR]

3 Months

Get beat up by a Girl or a Trans

[POWER BUGGIN]

Trans because then i wouldn't feel like i was beat up by a girl fully.

have your 360 set on fire or get mauled by wolves?

[MightierToaster]

360 set on fire, thats a no brainer.

Urinary Tract Infection or Constipation

[I Live 2 Kill]

Constipation, not sure what the other is, but it doesn't sound too good :worried:

Run over by a car or run over by a fat lady

[Baypimpin23]

run over by a car

die or live?

[SethShreve]

live.....but only if other peple were going to live. Immortality could be a blessing if you shared it with someone you loved but if you were completely alone it would be a curse.

Would you rather eat putrid feces or drink urine?

[scrounger]

Drink Urine, because I've done that before (ON A DARE! Yeah, I know, still stupid.), and, even though still gross, nowhere near as disgusting as putrid feces.

Have sex with an old, fat guy with a crusty, puffy, and pus-filled infection on his penis and infected with syphillis, or have your eyeballs slowly pulled out with a corkscrew, while having your tongue pulled slowly out of your mouth, your ears being ripped off, and your nose being pushed further and further upward until it brakes off, all the while your arms and legs are being slowly pulled off.

[VVeZoX]

Have sex with an old, fat guy with a crusty, puffy, and pus-filled infection on his penis and infected with syphillis -THAN I WOULDNT DIE...

be invisible or be able to fly

[ritko]

both! HAHA!

be Roofus/the one and only monster's sex slave or give Stripclubdj/Carsigntree a blowjob for all eternity?

[ANDY INTHEMIX]

WahhhHayyy!!! u got banned

[VVeZoX]

I would love to be monster's sex slave.

No legs or No arms

[Addington]

No legs because then I could still game

be on a date with Jessica Alba but have a bad case of the runs or on a date with Britney Spears and have to have sex with her at the end of it

[Baypimpin23]

jessica alba pffs i dont care about no runs lol

Halo 2 or death?

[VVeZoX]

halo 2

play bioshock or die

[Addington]

Bioshock

walk in on your parents or have them walk in on you?

[Pedle Zelnip]

OH man, that's brilliant.... (and no, I'm not answering it)

[Star Falcon]

die by train

would u rather run through parliament naked or frenchkiss someone of the same gender

[Beton]

Run Naked.
Watch gay porn or shemale porn.

[Paranoid Sarge]

OH that is a good one Beton...I would choose shemale?

You are strapped to a chair and there are lesbians doing it in front of you and if you get a boner you get your d*ck chopped off

or

Do it with 4 guys with AIDS!

[johnsharpe]

bye bye koch.
rim oprah or george dubya?

[xxPandaBanditxx]

oprah (hate bush with a passion)

star in a gay porno or get splooged on by a pack of horny horses

[Addington]

Horny Horses gross

Eat a puss filled scab or someone who may or may not have AIDS or have each of your pubes ripped out with a rusty pair of tweezers

[johnsharpe]

bring on the pain.
follow through or pee yourself in public with no available toilet.

[FATALASSASSiiN]

pee myself then just get someone to launch a 2l bottle of water over me to cover it up ftw.

Have your (ass)cheeks super glued together for 48h.. or have your pen@shole totally blocked for 48h.

[Addington]

Have my cheeks glued. I could got a few days with out dropping a deuce but couldn't go that long with out draining the hose.

Have everything you eat taste like it has been crapped on for the rest of your life or have everything smell like it has been crapped on for the rest of your life.

[GamePlaya4Life]

Cheeks glued, I eat too much.

Play basketball with a bowling ball

or

Play bowling with a basketball?

[xxPandaBanditxx]

thats cheesy...id bowl with a basketball
bang ur 65 year old female teacher for an A or bang your 21 year old male teacher for an A good luck ;)

[POWER BUGGIN]

I would bang my 21 year old male teacher for a C! :x

Would you rather kill a newborn with your bare hands or slaughter an old lady with a machete.

[brandiesel1]

Slaughter an old lady because she lived a long life.
would you rather slide down a sliding board full of razors and land in a pool of salt or a pool of raw sewage?

[AleX02]

a pool of raw sewage, because I would do that anyway :D

Break your hands or your feet?

[jackx289]

Feet because it equals time off an I could still do everything that needed to be done if you catch my drift ....dirty people I meant homework obv....although Id break me feet in a month not now skiin woo lol

Be in a Granny Romp or be on TV for being naked in a kindergarden?

[johnsharpe]

granny romp, mmm gummy.
be caught in public in a dress or a gimp suit minus the mask?

[o InsAnE o]

Dress

Rather be gay or have to kill a cat?

[johnsharpe]

scratch one more kitty.
eat ear wax or car wax?

[Enraged fish]

car wax

get anally raped by a chainsaw or have your eyes drilled out?

[xxPandaBanditxx]

bye bye eyballs
take a **** at your friend's house and clog the toilet for a week OR take a **** out side your friend's house and get seen by the whole neighborhood

[o InsAnE o]

Friend's house if I don't know anyone in the neighborhood.

Kill yourself to save your best friend or kill your best friend to save yourself (if your best friend would be your spouse, than it would be your spouse)

[Enraged fish]

bye bye buddy

get you genitals mangled or get 1000 cuts with a razor blade?

[o InsAnE o]

1000 tiny cuts

Go threw a shredder or a lawnmower?

[Enraged fish]

shredder, quiker death

several paper cuts on your eyes or bamboo shoved up your fingernails?

[o InsAnE o]

Paper cuts.

100 bee stings or 100 shots with a needle?

[MeatWad555]

100 bee stings
go see Cloverfield 5 times in a row or jump from a plane without a parachute into the middle of the ocean?

[o InsAnE o]

Cloverfield 5 times; I haven't seen it

Be strapped to a chair or the floor?

[ANDY INTHEMIX]

chair obv

watch 2girls1cup for the rest of you life or be pain of the next pain olympics

[TNOAT]

chair obv

watch 2girls1cup for the rest of you life or be pain of the next pain olympics

Haha, what a swell question. I'll go with the BME pain Olympics, at least you have other lively opportunities right?

Would you rather watch Leprechaun 4: In Space for 10 weeks straight, or eat Balut (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut) for 10 weeks straight?

[o InsAnE o]

Balut

Watch movies for the rest of your life or TV?

[ANDY INTHEMIX]

what kind of movies ;) ?
jk id say tv coz i could just watch comedy shows forever

be a soldier in ww1 or in ww2

[xxPandaBanditxx]

WW2 cooler guns :D
Have a healthy kid at 15 or a deformed kid at 25?

[o InsAnE o]

Healthy kid at 15

Fall into the ocean or fall into space? Just pretend that in space you get oxygen.

[BadmambaJamba23]

Space.
Would you rather have your genitals cut off or lose your gamerscore (say your gamer score is 200k)

[MeatWad555]

Gamerscore
Would you rather be a kid forever and have to do loads of homework or would you want to grow up and work at McDonalds?

[M O B PwnStar]

Would you rather be a kid forever and have to do loads of homework or would you want to grow up and work at McDonalds?
Kid forever.

Would you rather get raped my Micheal Jackson or lose your xbox 360 forever?

[kaiserliam]

lose the xbox forever.

would u rather suck willy or eat ****

[ZRXT]

eat ****

Would you rather get a free iPod touch or be stuck without an iPod Touch forever?

[OhYeahLee]

be stuck without an iPod Touch forever (if it means getting scammed)

Would you rather

lose all your acheivements
or
see naked pictures of your mom on the internet?

[Paranoid Sarge]

lose my achievements - I couldn't bare seeing my mom naked uh!!!!!


Watch 2Girls1Cup once a day
or
Be beheaded by a very very very dull blade!

[TheGh0st]

2girls1cup.

hole-punched to death
or
slowly eaten alive by the cast of friends

[afashionzombie]

slowly eaten alive by the cast of friends lol


a woman in office
or
George Bush for another 4?

[poey1994]

A woman in office (I don't get it)

Have sex with your cat

or

Lick the bottom of someones feet who has athletes foot.

[Baypimpin23]

Very akward but I hate cats, so I'll lick the bottom of someones feet who has athletes foot.

Be a Nazi or a *** during the Holocaust for both choices.

[megamangaea]

Nazi, if *** starts with a j

hit in the head by a hockey puck

or

baseball bat going at the same high speed.

[xChrisx1993]

is the person wearing a helmet? if so the hockey puck.

[megamangaea]

I said head, so no helmet, and you were supposed to leave a would you rather question for the next person.

[Addington]

I said head, so no helmet, and you were supposed to leave a would you rather question for the next person.

Tsk Tsk you should follow your words.

Would you rather..
Find out the cute girl you have been making out with is really a guy or be tied up and hit in the junk by a paintball gun point blank (did I mention you would be naked because you would be).

[BadmambaJamba23]

Find out the cute girl ive been making out with is a guy, that way my junk would be safe.


Would you rather play a PS3 or die of cancer

[ZRXT]

Play a PS3.

Would you rather die of herpes or die of gonorrhea?

[Baypimpin23]

gonorrhea

Would you rather have sex or get some head.

(Sorry, I was listening to the stupis song)

[PricelessOwnage]

gonorrhea

Would you rather have sex or get some head.

(Sorry, I was listening to the stupis song)

Sex (unless she has a contractable disease)

Would you rather burn to death or freeze to death?

[InhumaneSniper]

Freeze to death. I don't think it would be as painful.

Would you rather get yelled at by your coach, or be pampered by your coach?

[ace2ey]

Yelled at, pampering doesn't make you better

Would you rather make a ton of money at a job you hate, or make just enough money to get by at a job you love

[PricelessOwnage]

Honestly, I'd have to say I'd want to make more money at a job I hate...

We don't live in a perfect world... most people hate their jobs anyway.


WHERE THE F*CK DID THIS THREAD GO?


Would you rather fist Whoopi Goldberg or eat out Rosie O'Donnell?

[lufc2k9]

fist Whoopi Goldberg:D

jump of a cliff and die
or
shoot your best mate

[MightierToaster]

fist Whoopi Goldberg:D

jump of a cliff and die
or
shoot your best mate

Hot Damn these choices blow. Id down a bottle of SoCo and do work on Whoopi, but my god I'd throw up mid-way.

Drink some Curded Overdue Milk (with Chunks)

or

Eat some balut Here are some images of the Balut...ewww.. (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&um=1&ei=Lxq8SZajMIayyQWuyuGYBg&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=balut&spell=1)

[Malkaiah]

Hot Damn these choices blow. Id down a bottle of SoCo and do work on Whoopi, but my god I'd throw up mid-way.

Drink some Curded Overdue Milk (with Chunks)

or

Eat some balut Here are some images of the Balut...ewww.. (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&um=1&ei=Lxq8SZajMIayyQWuyuGYBg&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=balut&spell=1)

Easy, I'd drink the milk, I've done a lot worse. ;)

Would you rather...

Kill the person you love the most in the world.

Or

Die a slow, horrible, painful death.

[Shadowfaux92]

I got one.
Would you rather do Rosie O'Donnell or be skinned alive then shot.

[Malkaiah]

I got one.
Would you rather do Rosie O'Donnell or be skinned alive then shot.

You're meant to answer the previous person's question and then provide your own. :)

[lufc2k9]

I got one.
Would you rather do Rosie O'Donnell or be skinned alive then shot.

skinned alive nd shot

become a herion junkie
or
get shot and die slowly

[Malkaiah]

I'd rather get shot, you'd die either way, it's just faster with a bullet wound.

Would you rather...

Never be able to drink alcohol again.

-Or-

Never be able to have sex again.

[lufc2k9]

hmmmm..
mmm
no alcohol
still be able to smoke weed :D

live in the streets

{OR}

Be adopted by micheal jackson

[Malkaiah]

Easy, adopted by Michael Jackson, he's got tonnes of money, life would be easy.

Have both arms severed (without prosthetics available)

-Or-

Have both legs severed (without prosthetics available)

[dinosaursamura1]

have both leg severed. so i can still pleasure my self using my hands due to the fact i couldnt get a girlfriend with no legs.

have your brain removed with a bottle cap
or
eat a live baby with leprosy

[Skitzo Sven]

eat the baby(leprosy isn't that infectious)

Woul you rather...
Go base jumping without a parachute
OR
Drive into a tornado

[FFFreak1129]

drive into a tornado. I've always been interested in them.


Would you rather lose a foot or a hand?

[Malkaiah]

Easy, a foot. Still got one good one. Most of my job is sitting down and I don't have to walk a lot so it's not a huge loss for me.

Would you rather...

Get a large amount of acid on your skin

-OR-

Get a large amount of alkali on your skin

[Brobeyy]

I'd definitely rather lose a foot, its impossible for me to play xbox with one hand. As for the whole acid or alkali, umm i choose neither on that one, and i'd rather drive into a tornado.

[spyage]

Aren't you supposed to make a new one?

Anywho....

Would you rather die and be reincarnated as a pair of size 54 waist whity tighties or be reincarnated as toilet paper?

[NorseForce28]

God, that's a tough one. I think I would choose the toilet paper.

Would you rather die in a volcanic eruption or be mauled by a lion?

[M1K3Y]

volcanic eruption, your chances of dieing faster.

stick each one of your limbs in a blender one by one or body parts pulled of one by one

[Malkaiah]

Limbs pulled off, in a blender would be much slower and prolong the intense pain.

Would you rather...

Be strapped to a table and be forced to watch as you are slowly operated on with no anaesthetic.

-OR-

Be thrown into a vat of acid diluted just right so the burning is very slow but still fatal, with no way out.

[FFFreak1129]

Probably watch while I'm being operated on


fall down a flight of stairs, or get hit by a car?

[zippy_zero]

stairs, less chance of death.

eat your own hand or eat your own foot?