How do you play Super Soviet Missile Master?

[Bomb Jack DK]

How do you play this minigame? Which obstables must you avoid?

I keep getting "game over" after approx. 500-1000 miles, and I don't seem to be hitting any obstables.

[D4RTH G4TOR]

i was wondering same thing?

[Heartless]

just move analog up and down........then bump into the united states with the american flag

note= u also have to dodge other stuff going up or down -_-

[Save.Your.Prayers]

Yeah and you don't have to dodge the clouds, just the helicopters, planes and birds :)

It's not that hard to reach 5000km.

[ArseOnToast]

It took me about 30 mins to get the achievement, practice makes perfect.

[SpartanMkII]

it not that hard you just need to get used to getting past the birds, there ia a little bit of luch cas the spave where u get past the bird is sometimes covered by a chopper or plane, but it shouldn't take long to get this achievement

[Kivlov]

I spent the first 15 minutes dodging the clouds :/

Its pretty easy, its just if you have made the wrong move, you cannot correct yourself and you will get hit by those damn birds.

As if a bird would stop a 50foot rocket.

[ArseOnToast]

I'd recommend going to either the top or bottom when the bird gets near you. It moves quite quickly, so if it's about to bounce off the top, get to the top, it'll bounce off and you'll fly over. Works with flying under it aswell, gotta be on the lookout for helicopters though.

[hiddenzombie014]

Yeah, for like the first 5 or 10 minutes I played this I didn't know I had to hit the US! I got the achievement though.

[Karf]

I GOT IT FINALY!!!
6000+

50# of the world

[Scorchio MK7]

ah this is really ****ing me off i keep getting to about 4500 and then something stupid will happen like a bird will fly at the flag then a helicopter will come out of nowhere and then bang your dead............lame

[BlAcK fIrE rAzR]

Can someone please help me??? I can't even unlock the game.

[Speaker Ender]

Can someone please help me??? I can't even unlock the game.

I could be wrong, but I believe this is the last minigame you unlock right before you beat the game's story mode.

[Kivlov]

I just did it, I feel its easier on the later levels than at the start.

Because the speed of the birds change and once you are used to them fast you get owned on the slow ones.

[BlAcK fIrE rAzR]

Can someone please help me??? I can't even unlock the game.

I could be wrong, but I believe this is the last minigame you unlock right before you beat the game's story mode.

I beat the game 3 times and I still don't have it.

[question.com]

i got it early in the game. i havent even beaten the game yet.

[AlfaTrion36]

this game is hilarious.
i was playing it while trying to fall asleep last night but i kept getting like 4800 km!!!!!!!!!!!! i was so angry i think i stayed up for 2hrs lol

next time im playing while aWAKE

[locke89]

I got 4986km and I was about to trough my controller against the wall >.<

The bird are not the problem. What really ****es mw of are the helicopters coming out of nowhere underneath you >.<

[Reptile Boy 01]

seriously this is the worst game in existence, i have all the alien hominid achievements, which were easy, but this one is beyond me............

[FxA Demon Lord]

It is hard cause if you die near the start of the level opposed to the end you miss a ton of points so i got to level 5 then purposly died at the very end with my 1st 2 lives then i made it thru and then beat lvl 6 and got it therefore you dont have to go that far. There is some luck involved fo sho though.

[jxmxb]

It is hard cause if you die near the start of the level opposed to the end you miss a ton of points so i got to level 5 then purposly died at the very end with my 1st 2 lives then i made it thru and then beat lvl 6 and got it therefore you dont have to go that far. There is some luck involved fo sho though.Using this method, I got the achievement with very little trouble. Thanks for the advice.

[ReverendMeta]

I play this... badly.
I died at 4965km this morning, argh

[Devliin]

4977 km....damn bird! i knew it was gonna happen since i have been reading the previous posts!

EDIT: Done it, that Demon Lord guy's method is the best, remember than the aeroplanes are the fastest, the helicopters only go up and the birds go up and down etc. just time it right always, they always do the same thing in each level.

[Eddy Kemp]

This mini-game is fairly easy, and also pretty lame. Not as lame as All You Can Quaf (from Castle Crashers)... that is far and above the biggest waste of game programming I've ever seen. And to think they created an Achievement around it just shows that they knew no one would want to play that mode on their on volition.

Perhaps it was a scheme hatched with Microsoft to sell more controllers, since by the time you get the All You Can Quaf achievement your X and Y buttons will be completely f'd.

Sorry, off topic, but I really hate All You Can Quaf.