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Moab Bomb
March 6th, 2006, 05:27 PM
I know that at least one of you game lovin' geeks will know that line...

I am Moab Bomb and I've been around a couple of weeks. Most of you don't know me and don't care to, several do know and like me, and one or two poor lost souls know of me and have a profound disdain for me-go figure.
I have been playing console games since Ford was President, and computer gaming since I had a TI994A, where I would type hundreds of lines of code in BASIC, record the finished program on a portable cassette recorder, load the game in about 5 or 6 minutes, and then play thrilling games like "Battleship".
When I was 9 I was bitten by a rabid jackrabbit, making me (according to the Centers for Disease Control) the first person in recorded medical history to have been bitten by a rabid rabbit or hare (a jackrabbit is actually a hare-and there IS a difference). This, it saddens me to say, is my greatest claim to fame-but at least I was "First One in the World" for SOMETHING. Yes, there were 14 rabies shots.
I had brain surgery in November '04, which I now use to my advantage-If I lose a game, now I can say "Big deal. You beat an old man that had brain surgery". And, if I win, I can really rub it in for the same reasons. That kicks arse!
I can kick a tennis ball farther than any man alive (ok, I stole that line from Steve Martin).
Mrs. Bomb and I run a networked Xbox/Xbox 360 gamecenter, meaning that we have found a way to make EVERY console, game and all video equipment fully tax deductable. We also write/photograph/produce tourism and travel literature, making nearly every 4x4 and camping trip, including the vehicle, fuel, and digital cameras also tax deductable. Sweet deal? Oh yes, quite so. And sure, I am bragging. Forgive me, but wouldn't you?
I also work a few hours a week at the visitor center in Arches National Park, just several miles up the road from home.
My interests? Geology, Indian rock art panels, rockhounding, paleontology-boring stuff like that. Oh, and bike riding-Mrs. Bomb and I have both lost over 800 pounds (ok, only about 40 or 50 lbs since August) on two of the coolest looking bicycles the world has ever seen. No, seriously. We have the photos to back it up!
Yes, there is a Mrs Bomb, and she is my anchor and my bestest friend-the dear sweet girl grudgingly settled on me. More like took pity on me, actually- despicable wretch that I am. Love truely is blind, eh?
But I shouldn't babble on about her, though I could type endlessly about how groovy she is. I'll let her do her own boasting, bragging, and *****ing about me.

So there ya go. This is a great resource, with a whole slew of great information and opinions, and I am happy this forum/website and nearly every forum user exists. I will post here and there, now and then. Maybe my posts will be useful, maybe useless, sometimes I'll just make up nonsense for my own amusement (see the post aboot "Kid gets teabagged in real life" http://www.achieve360points.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=664 for an example) and occasionally will touch a raw nerve in the overly sensitive without originally meaning ANY offense or harm, but snits happen, eh?

ps-I suffer from "diarrhea of the keyboard", as this post amply illustrates.

"PS-this is what part of the alphabet would look like if 'Q' and 'R' were eliminated."-Mitch Hedberg

snopro4ever
March 6th, 2006, 06:12 PM
good post, and soemwhat funny

Crono117
March 6th, 2006, 09:45 PM
We're very glad to have Mr. and Mrs. bomb as visitors to our forums =)

Parasitic
March 6th, 2006, 10:34 PM
Everyone has voted "NOT funny, Mr. Bomb. Not at all. Now you die."

Odd.

Moab Bomb
March 6th, 2006, 10:56 PM
Everyone has voted "NOT funny, Mr. Bomb. Not at all. Now you die."

Odd.

Hey, even I voted for not funny, but then, that's just the way I roll....

Crono117
March 6th, 2006, 11:00 PM
I voted for huh?

mrs bomb
March 7th, 2006, 12:03 AM
NOW DIE!!!!one!!1111! eleven

Morgon
March 7th, 2006, 12:25 AM
How are you gentlemen?
All your base are belong to us
You are on the way to destruction

You have no chance to survive make your time

mrs bomb
March 7th, 2006, 12:43 AM
http://www.launchpadgamecenter.com/images/ayb_zerohour.jpg

Crono117
March 7th, 2006, 07:54 AM
Moab bomb is a very lucky guy, Mrs. bombs posts crack me up lol

KOBALT
March 7th, 2006, 08:01 AM
I vote "HUH??" its still early lol

Welcome!

mrs bomb
March 7th, 2006, 11:42 AM
I vote "HUH??" its still early lol

Welcome!

Don't Worry. We have that effect on alot of people. Some of our customers come in to play, then stay and linger for the side show. Sometimes I feign mock disappointment, sometimes I fire the bomb up. mostly, I just roll with it. We are a good dynamic duo.

What are your Super Powers?

Crono117
March 7th, 2006, 01:21 PM
I'm just like Mega Man! I can shoot out my arm and absorb the powers of the enemies I defeat. I even have Dr. Wily's crazy hair.

Moab Bomb
March 7th, 2006, 02:43 PM
I'm just like Mega Man! I can shoot out my arm and absorb the powers of the enemies I defeat. I even have Dr. Wily's crazy hair.

I have the power to make women cough. As super powers go, it's pretty lame. When God was handing out the super powers, I was busy burning ants with a magnifying glass.

Morgon
March 7th, 2006, 02:56 PM
What are your Super Powers?

HAH, that reminds me of another round of 'name the quote' ...

Well, that's a stupid question, Abdi.
Do you take off your face and hands before you go to bed?
And if so, are you some kind of robot?
And if so, what kind of powers do you have?
Do you use them for good, or for awesome?

Moab Bomb
March 7th, 2006, 03:32 PM
Morgon, you make my wizened old heart joyful again. You are both Strong *and* Bad. You, good sir, are my Home Star.

And the line "What are YOUR super powers" was from Space Ghost! I guessed it right, huh Mrs Bomb? I'm a good boy, huh? HUH? Do I gets some chocomuts ice cream now? uh huhuhuhuh!

Morgon
March 7th, 2006, 07:34 PM
And you, friend, are my Poopsmith. *hides*

And dude, go play with 'the coconuts' somewhere else.
... er.. actually, on second thought.

Muhah. *hides again*

Spacewars
March 7th, 2006, 07:48 PM
Bonus stage fan comes and ruins it for you guys

Moab Bomb
March 8th, 2006, 02:25 AM
And you, friend, are my Poopsmith. *hides*

And dude, go play with 'the coconuts' somewhere else.
... er.. actually, on second thought.

Muhah. *hides again*

No, I quit that job. It was makin' me smell most unpleasant. I am now known as "The Most Exalted Potentate of Love".

Now enough of these obscure references. I fear that if they continue, it will cause readers (if there are any left) to fall asleep, veer off the road, crash and asplode.

Morgon
March 8th, 2006, 06:52 AM
Nice parting shot!

And that's okay, I think most of them enjoy looking at this thread with that quizzical dog-like head-coc... er head.... lean.

NYTrigga101
March 8th, 2006, 03:03 PM
i voted Yes >.<

mrs bomb
March 8th, 2006, 03:09 PM
i voted Yes >.<
Dang, I smeared that mustard on his head like 3 days ago! I was hoping no one would toss the monkey a clue!

kissy face hunny!

Moab Bomb
March 8th, 2006, 03:22 PM
Damn you, you traitorous wench! I suspected something was up when you kept wiping a hot dog on the back of my head.
Don't worry, love. I WILL exact a condiment-related revenge upon you. I'll even tell you now exactly WHAT my condiment of choice shall be: Horseradish. But I won't tell you WHAT I am going to do-just be content knowing that where I put it...

It's gonna burn!

Thanks for cluing me in, Trigga.

Morgon
March 8th, 2006, 03:57 PM
Oh, just thought I'd let you know ...... that wasn't a hot dog.

mrs bomb
March 8th, 2006, 04:37 PM
Oh, just thought I'd let you know ...... that wasn't a hot dog.

OH JESUS FECES! tears are squirting from my eyes uncontrollably!

Barry619
March 8th, 2006, 04:41 PM
Jesus Feces? i bet thats worth a bob or 2!!!

Moab Bomb
March 8th, 2006, 06:16 PM
Oh, just thought I'd let you know ...... that wasn't a hot dog.

Aieee! Teabagged by the old lady! Or is would that be "clam slammed"?

Moab Bomb
March 8th, 2006, 06:28 PM
Jesus Feces? i bet thats worth a bob or 2!!!
Yeah, since we have a mixed-age crowd until about 8 PM, we don't let our customers swear much at all-but we do allow euphemisms. Instead of "Holy Sh*t", it's "Jesus Feces". Instead of "Mother F***er", it is instead "Maternal Fornicator". Instead of "Faggot", it is "you bundle of firewood", and instead of "Big P*ssy", it's "Large Kitten", plus a few other choice euphemisms. Later in the evening (and lately we have had a lot of guys staying and playing late, dramatically cutting into me and Mrs. Bomb's playing time, boo hoo) we let the older guys (that is generally all we have late) spew nonsense-within reason, of course. And the really hateful gay stuff, or any sexist/racist crap, remains prohibited.