Rap Battles

[Gorskino10]

Rap Battle

Basicly you need to create a rap and win lol the peeps here vote and after some votes we see who wins

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Rap Battle Table
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*Champion* 1.
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5.
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[Nick]

But I really don't want to fight

[SWITCHBACK]

cuz this game is ****e lolol

[Nick]

Lol, true.

[Antarity]

weird

[cpw]

Manho1e really wants to make a song,
But he can't cuz he's messing with his thong
Then he came over to prove me wrong
I didn't answer when i heard the ding-dong

When i didn't answer, he got so ****ed
No one else can write a song as crazy as this

LOL ^_^

[Project Diaz]

cpw thinks his the best
im out here to represnt the west
thats right F*@7 the rest
i get treated so good like im the mutha F@$7ing guest

if you think you can beat me
then homie you can eat me.

beat that

[nirvana4life]

Roberto is wack
he likes to smoke crack
in his backyard shack
with hot coals on his back

he has a toy poodle
that likes to cook hot noodles
then he got burned
then everybody mourned

he then got buried
nobody worried
as he was dumped into the pit
the owner then spit

and said...................

I just got my Ralph meekd!!!!

j/k beat that^

[Nu JerseyLaTino]

Roberto is wack
he likes to smoke crack
in his backyard shack
with hot coals on his back

he has a toy poodle
that likes to cook hot noodles
then he got burned
then everybody mourned

he then got buried
nobody worried
as he was dumped into the pit
the owner then spit

and said...................

I just got my Ralph meekd!!!!

j/k beat that^Pwnt :lol: I Dont See A Comeback

[MaXiMuM_40_WaTtS]

I'm typin up a song on this awsome site
ever since I came here it just felt so right
I could never leave this site if I used all my might
I'd be like a baby with out his momma and get such a fright
I met a bunch of people and now were hella tight

I joined up on this thread to see what was the hizzle
and I saw a bunch of guys thinking they were the shizzle
I read the first post to find out that they were bustin the rhymes
and I thaught hey whats one more I gots the tiiiiiiiiimeeez

you all rappin and tryn to beat
but you all really suck and stink like feet.
and once im finshed ill be the one to defeat.
Wow what was that? I think I just brought on the heat
so now you should all shutup and take a seat
Cuz you alll know now that im hella LEET

dont you even try to be the master
cuz your gonna need to work alot faster
my rhymes come out of my mind like chritstmas morning
and now theres no way there ever gonna get boring.
when I rhyme its like im soaring
kinding like yo momma when she's wh0ring

Well I guess it's kinda long so I should take it to end
maybe some day you can have my skillz to lend
Okay thats enough I am gonna hit Send



OOOOHH YEAH BEAAT THAT FOOLS

[Nu JerseyLaTino]

I'm typin up a song on this awsome site
ever since I came here it just felt so right
I could never leave this site if I used all my might
I'd be like a baby with out his momma and get such a fright
I met a bunch of people and now were hella tight

I joined up on this thread to see what was the hizzle
and I saw a bunch of guys thinking they were the shizzle
I read the first post to find out that they were bustin the rhymes
and I thaught hey whats one more I gots the tiiiiiiiiimeeez

you all rappin and tryn to beat
but you all really suck and stink like feet.
and once im finshed ill be the one to defeat.
Wow what was that? I think I just brought on the heat
so now you should all shutup and take a seat
Cuz you alll know now that im hella LEET

dont you even try to be the master
cuz your gonna need to work alot faster
my rhymes come out of my mind like chritstmas morning
and now theres no way there ever gonna get boring.
when I rhyme its like im soaring
kinding like yo momma when she's wh0ring

Well I guess it's kinda long so I should take it to end
maybe some day you can have my skillz to lend
Okay thats enough I am gonna hit Send



OOOOHH YEAH BEAAT THAT FOOLSThats real nice 40 watts :D

[MaXiMuM_40_WaTtS]

Thanx! It needs a bit of tweaking though

[nirvana4life]

Maximum thinks hes the **** with that rap
well hes gonna need more than that to settle this crap
hes just a poser, a loser, another ones *****
he got married to michael jackson just to get rich

he cant ryhme at all
he raps with nsync at the mall
he comes on this forum all bad and tough
well he better start thinkin cause this gona get rough

I dont mean to be a hater
but this dude use to be a waiter
at hooters, dressed like a girl
he made everyone whirl

his gamerscore aint ****
hes just a **** ing twit
he dresses like a nerd
now im done, word

what about that?

[MaXiMuM_40_WaTtS]

haha thats pretty good. I am not much of a rapper. I just like to write. I cant beat that good work I hope you didnt meen all that you bully :(

[Project Diaz]

nirvana4life
your words aint right
i typed mine in ten minutes it took you all night
its up to you if you want peace or a fight

just remember i got many men
ill take out faster then curt coban
all your words sound the same
you should just leave this site cause you have no game

ill meet you out in maryland
and give you a taste of my back hand
or you your can meet me here in washington
and bring your family and let them watch me call you son

thats probably the best i can do, and please dont take any offense to the curt coban part i dont even no if thats how you spell it, and i do like nirvana alot.

[nirvana4life]

You cant even pernounce his name right
so what the **** you gonna do in a fight?
you talk a lot of **** for a loser
its kurt cobain not coban
you aint no **** in man

so pack your bags and leave
and get a new hair weave

dont ever talk **** again
or you gonna say hello to my little friend

LOL theres my comeback

[Project Diaz]

i knew i should of looked for the spelling. ok heres my comeback

talk s#!t again and ill git ya
cause i walk around sneakier then sam fisha
and ill slit ya....thoat
ill take you out to a park
and put a knife thought your heart
ill leave you dead in a casket
and before the whole nights over your whole family will be zipped up in plastic

its short i know but thats all i got.

[nirvana4life]

shut up and stop trying to rap
all your ryhmes sound like crap
act like your a real threat
you dont even have a good rep
nobody likes you here, so go
and by the way, your moms a ho

so Im done with this rap,its done
so pack your bags, ya betta run

I suck I know, but i try :wink: :lol:

[Gorskino10]

this has turned into rap battle now init so ill change the name

[nirvana4life]

this dude changed the name
like hes trying to be in the game
hes not a rapper at all
I laugh at his b**** ass and make him crawl

he has gay userbars in his sig
he also wears a wig
acting like he real big
but he still dont have 34s on his rig

so everybody here should bow down
and give me my pimp ass crown

was that good? I suck at rappin.

[Project Diaz]

no it wasnt good
acting like your all hood
you live in maryland
where to cross the streets you and your mom hold hands

lets settle this on the xbox and see who the boss is
lets see then how fast you come up with responses
im telling you, you cant rap and all that
you spend so much time trying to rhyme while i sit back
and even then all your s#!ts wack
you best stop now before i come out with a real track

ill call you out for the world to hear
and inside you is alot of fear
you know im comeing and the end is near
ill give you an option to your death a gun or spear

thats all i got.

[cpw]

Roberto is wack
he likes to smoke crack
in his backyard shack
with hot coals on his back

he has a toy poodle
that likes to cook hot noodles
then he got burned
then everybody mourned

he then got buried
nobody worried
as he was dumped into the pit
the owner then spit

and said...................

I just got my Ralph meekd!!!!

j/k beat that^

L0L :lol: hilarious!

[Nu JerseyLaTino]

Hey I'll Try To come Up With Something

[nirvana4life]

Nu jersey said hes about to rap
im about to take a nap
I know his ryhmes suck
but maybe if he had some luck
he be able to right something
and make 5 bucks

but thats all about to change
im about to make your future gray
everybody knows your gay
so you should shutup,dont open your mouth
because, im about to pounce

couldnt ryhm at end but it was still good

[nirvana4life]

Roberto is wack
he likes to smoke crack
in his backyard shack
with hot coals on his back

he has a toy poodle
that likes to cook hot noodles
then he got burned
then everybody mourned

he then got buried
nobody worried
as he was dumped into the pit
the owner then spit

You cant even pernounce his name right
so what the **** you gonna do in a fight?
you talk a lot of **** for a loser
its kurt cobain not coban
you aint no **** in man

so pack your bags and leave
and get a new hair weave

dont ever talk **** again
or you gonna say hello to my little friend

shut up and stop trying to rap
all your ryhmes sound like crap
act like your a real threat
you dont even have a good rep
nobody likes you here, so go
and by the way, your moms a ho

so Im done with this rap,its done
so pack your bags, ya betta run

this dude changed the name
like hes trying to be in the game
hes not a rapper at all
I laugh at his b**** ass and make him crawl

he has gay userbars in his sig
he also wears a wig
acting like he real big
but he still dont have 34s on his rig

so everybody here should bow down
and give me my pimp ass crown

Nu jersey said hes about to rap
im about to take a nap
I know his ryhmes suck
but maybe if he had some luck
he be able to right something
and make 5 bucks

but thats all about to change
im about to make your future gray
everybody knows your gay
so you should shutup,dont open your mouth
because, im about to pounce

Maximum thinks hes the **** with that rap
well hes gonna need more than that to settle this crap
hes just a poser, a loser, another ones ****
he got married to michael jackson just to get rich

he cant ryhme at all
he raps with nsync at the mall
he comes on this forum all bad and tough
well he better start thinkin cause this gona get rough

I dont mean to be a hater
but this dude use to be a waiter
at hooters, dressed like a girl
he made everyone whirl

his gamerscore aint ****
hes just a **** ing twit
he dresses like a nerd
now im done, word

BEST RAP EVER^

[Nu JerseyLaTino]

Don't Step Nirvana4life
Im Standin Next To Ya Body With A bloody Knife
Don't Call Me Gay Cause Your The Gay One
You Like To Kiss Men With Ya Nasty Tongue
You Aint Nuthin But A Punk
You Know Nirvava Never Brought The Funk
Your A Little Too Obssesed With Curt Cobain
What Do You Have To Gain
Step To Me And Feel The Pain
Yo Raps Is Whack
I Bet Ya Shoes Look Like They Smoke Crack
don't Try To Call Me Gay
Without Knowing The Price To Pay
Tryin To Rap Like You From The Streets
I Bet Yo Boyfriend Really Know How To Ralph Yo Meek :shock:

Beat That 8itch

[nirvana4life]

that really sucked as your ryhmes meant no sense, shoes loook like they smoke crack? what?

[Nu JerseyLaTino]

that really sucked as your ryhmes meant no sense, shoes loook like they smoke crack? what?heard It On BET :lol:

[nirvana4life]

ok, whatever.I never watch BET

[Nu JerseyLaTino]

ok, whatever.I never watch BETI Watch It everyonce And a While

[mattzor]

Are you serious?
A rap battle..but where was my invitation?
mothafukaz hold up cause this is my inauguration..

oh yes im taking the throne as the rap battle king
step to me and get smacked b!tch what cha-ching!

Who wants to battle me? I beg you to scrap.
Cause imma throw some harsh rhymes so i hope you come strapped

but no matter the n!gga, the rhymes he be throwin
ill keep pullin the trigga and never stop goin

all up in here on achieve360points
rappin bout nirvana and smokin mad joints

but i read your script and the **** was dumb
i coulda wrote something betta n!gga usin my thumb

so holla at me, someone call me out, cause i wanna rap battle if thats what this is about

I challenge nujersey, nirvana, and both of yo mammas
im all over roberto like a trip to the bahamas

[nirvana4life]

shut the **** up you nub, go to sleep
or you goin have to take the big leap

stop makin them first grade ryhmes
start writin better lines

pop a few caps in your ass
all you do is bust some gas

this rap sucks balls
but i dont follow laws

so all you *****es listen up
cause you about to get ****ed up

Yours was pretty good, mine was written in a minute fast.

[mattzor]

shut the **** up you nub, go to sleep
or you goin have to take the big leap




dont criticize my lines
callin em first grade rhymes
cause i too wrote them in the knick of time
i put the chills in ya spine
and ill smoke yo ass so fast
that the ***** will sublime

[al capOWNage]

Yo yo yo yo yo

the name is capOWnage

i do some major pwnage

sometimes i act like a duck

but i dont really give a _____




WORD TO YA MOTHA

[mattzor]

capownage, your skills are weak
so you best give up


but i like you montage of people n characters in your sig.
Jack baurer definately would own the **** out of chuck norris cause chuchk norris is a ***** and jack is a god


(that wasnt a rap btw)

[al capOWNage]

capownage, your skills are weak
so you best give up

haha I know, it was more of a sarcastic response yo!

Do not provoke me to rap though...YOU WILL REGET IT!...

[Ranix]

This is off topic, but in al capOWNage's rap. I didn't think capOWNage rhymed with pwnage. I thought you would pronouce pwnage as "pawn" and -ge. But idk, maybe it rhymes.

[MaXiMuM_40_WaTtS]

Your momma got drunk and went to the zoo
slept with a gorilla
and out came YOU

[Bulldog360UK]

Yo yo yo yo yo

the name is capOWnage

i do some major pwnage

sometimes i act like a duck

but i dont really give a _____




WORD TO YA MOTHA

Off Topic but Cap that made me laugh so loud people in my office must now think I am nuts - nice comeback dude.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[AmpleSteak]

Its early in the morning, just waking up. I got a rumble in my belly, I AM R KELLY. A voice yells out hey baby my woman comes in the scene i think o damn girl i wish you wern't 13. She says "Heres you eggs and bacon for your morning wakin, i love you baby last night i wasn't faking". I say "hey listen up i got to keep it real this food is surely good but ***** i want my cereal" So i put on my clothes, i can't belive these into the kitchen i goes ***** I NEED MY CHEERIOS. Now i'm so damn mad that i can hardly sing, i say "what", she says "what", i say "what", she says "i didn't say anything". I said "you just wait here i'll get it my own damn selfm, the box is right where i left it its on the middle shelf". She asks what about my cinnimon bun thats when i pulled out my gun "theres something going on in here and i'm going to get to the bottom of this one". So i go to the cubbard, she says "don't go to the cubbard", "why whats in the cubbard", "who said anything about the cubbard", "you're standing right in front of the cubbard", "o is this the cubbard", "girl you know thats the cubbard". And thats when i opend the cubbard and my xbox was empty, empty, empty.

So hear i am at the grocery store got my cheerios and some milk to pour " i usually get 2% but now i'm going to try soy i need my protien i am a growing boy" old women in front of me got all these coupon i say "***** do you really need 5 cents off that free cupuon?". Casiher says hey aren't you i said yes, keep it down" he says MC hammer i said i'll bust you in your F**** mouth". He says please chill out man theres no price in my hand, i got to do a price check and i know mr. hammer you'll understand". I said the 2 for 1 whats with this place should we handle this the christian way i'll shoot you in your f****** face. THen he looked at me and screamed "SECURITY" i said brother please cereal is all i need. See i went through my cubbard he said don't start with the cubbard i said you should have seen my cubbard. He said i don't have time for this i'm a grocery store clerk not your therapicst" then i called up my lady i said i'm comin home baby she said do you miss me? Then i heard the rice krispies, krispies.

So i'm driving home i just can't understand she didn't buy my cheerios she bought her own brand. I'm about to go OJ ya'll know what i mean i raced home on a prop car in front of a green screen. I bust in the house she says "i know what your thinking that snap crackle pop you heard was just pop rocks and coke i'm drinking". "Ho" thats all i could say "ho then tell me what the f*** is this in this bowl". I said"thats it i'm going to end this video". Then the door busts down and in bust to popo. I said"hey officer what are you doing here beephole", he sighted 3 times today that you pulled your gun out on innocent people. I made a dash for the cubbard, tryed to hide in the cubbard i said "hey, look cop you can't take me away becuase i have 6 more of these videos to make to finish my URBAN OPERA". So here we are now at the end of the story and i'm going to jail but this not for studatory,tory,tory.

[StealthyNemesis]

Yo this is nemesis
I'll make you moma take a pis$

Don't try to push me around
Cause I'll put your A$$ on Greyhound.

WORD TO YOUR GRANDMA!

[nirvana4life]

That rap was so wack
yo momma must of been on crack
when you was a baby
she was smokin that pipe
she said, " I like I like"

Her brain is as big as your fist
I think that is a slight diss
so what you gonna do?
So have a nice day and **** you!

[Gorskino10]

So have a nice day and **** you!
:D lol love it is dat from 8 Mile but still love it

that rap was dope but i cya slipping up
so ill hand ya a rope
this pressure your getting
im surpried you could cope.

thats all i got up 2 lol :)

[nirvana4life]

There was 1 ryhme it that short 4 sentence rap. :lol:

You watched 8 mile too? :)

[StealthyNemesis]

You think your all big 'cause your dissin' my moma
You better shut up or i'll start some drama

My moma doesn't smoke but I know you do
You hide your bags of weed in your shoe!


**not part of rap***don't take anything personally by the way.

[nirvana4life]

Yo shut the **** up and stop
your mommas an ex-cop
you makin stupid ryhmes
while your mommas doin time

and yes, you momma does smoke
and yes , I do think im big
but atleast i dont drive a big rig!

[StealthyNemesis]

Dude, that was so dumb
My baby cousin could pull better rhymes out of his bum

You probally drive a dumpster on wheels
Thats where you probally get all your meals

So shut up be quite and call it a day
Or I'll turn your brain into hay!

[AmpleSteak]

Yo you hear about gamespots new game show? O you ain't huh let me tell you a lil sumthin about it

Round one thats when the game has begun its the consle-ation round where you play untill your done. Time marches on while you fumble with the task you better do it real fast or you end up dead last.

Round 2 its what we call the memory leak the game shots flash fast so you only get a peek if you somehow surivive and make it to the end round 3 is up your getting owned my friend

Now when i saw button you say mashing BUTTON MASHING, BUTTON MASHING When i saw button you say MASHING

[Riley]

Video games are bloody and gorey but, Harry Potter's are a differen't story, the little boy with the broom who goes zoom zoom, he's trying to cetch that golden snitch, watch out Harry Potter don't get popped by a witch.

:cool:

[Gorskino10]

what we should do is a proper like table for this and that and have proper matches

who wants to get this started ill do the tables and that so who wants to start :D

[StealthyNemesis]

Alright thats cool!

[Gorskino10]

so first battle is

Xnemesis10X VS ??????????????

:D

[StealthyNemesis]

Xnemesis10X v.s someone. Who wants to go!

[The Only M to the C]

Your momma got drunk and went to the zoo
slept with a gorilla
and out came YOU

first of all that's from malibu's most wanted and that's not even how it goes

your momma got drunk and feel asleep in a zoo a monkey and a zebra that's how they came up with you

[CLASSIC ROCKER]

Your momma got drunk and went to the zoo
slept with a gorilla
and out came YOU

first of all that's from malibu's most wanted and that's not even how it goes

your momma got drunk and feel asleep in a zoo a monkey and a zebra that's how they came up with you

How can It be from Malibu's Most Wanted if its not? :?

[Gorskino10]

as no one is challanging just post ya rap and then after 5 we vote for best :D

[The Only M to the C]

and rap battles u lucky i didn't Battle as i part puerto rican and black ill rip u guys to shreds in free styling but its so funny seeing these weak azz rhymes being spit man its so funny and there not even good and never make sense with that sayed continue im out and wil never post again

[Genocide]

and rap battles u lucky i didn't Battle as i part puerto rican and black ill rip u guys to shreds in free styling but its so funny seeing these weak azz rhymes being spit man its so funny and there not even good and never make sense with that sayed continue im out and wil never post again

WTF was that?

My first ever white boy rap
First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys

Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin’ money

Those the ones I like ‘cause they don’t get nathan’

But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation

Garbage, I turn like doorknobs

Heart throb, never, your back and ugly as ever

However, you stay coochied down to the socks

Rings and watch filled with rocks

Grabbin the mic and rockin out like a vandal

You suck so bad your like a burnt out candle?????


(This next one is just hillarious not my rap)

dunt player hate on me. play....player hate on sumone else.

yo,yoyo, im...ima gangster, where my dogs at?
bark with me if ur my dog.
yo yo yo, im going, im gonna give a shout out to all the player haters. if ur a player hater, don't pla...player hate on me. im..ima gangster.... im straight up.

grrr, i'm steaming mad. grrr.

ima gangster, ima a straight up G.
the gangster life is the life for me.

Shooting people by day, selling drugs by night.
being a gangster is HELLA thight.

i walk around town with a stark erection.
then gave ur mom a yeast infection.

i saw a policeman, and i punched him in the eye.
to serve and protect, wut a lie!

i also dont like white people, u shouldn't too.
and dont get me started about the ***s.

ima gangster, grrr, im mad
ima gangster, my rhymes are bad.

ima gangster, i'm iced out like a freezer.
ima gangster, i dont listen to weezer.

i dropped outta skool at the age of 3. Why?
cuz all the teachers tried to player hate on me. Oh.

my rhymes r kool, jus like doing cocaine.
my rhymes r hot, like a burning flame.

sisqo is my homie, hez a gangster too.
me sisqo r the leaders of the gangster crew.

i like to be in jail, he likes to sing and dance.
sum say were the perfect match.

step off...
step bak.....
step awaaay....
step back....
dont..dont step forward..
bak!....
dont step forwards step backwards...
backwards...
dont step to me...
DO NOT STEP TO MEEEEEEEEE...EEEE...

im givin a shoutout to all ma homiez incell block 8.
being in jail sux cuz u always have to masturbate.

except wen a ***ish person goes to jail all my homiez cheer.
they will make mince-meat out of hiz rear.

ben peddy helped me make the gangster beat to this song.
i shot him in the face cuz he looked at me wrong.

ima gangster, i drop bombs like hiroshima.
ima gangster, ***** suk on my weiner.

ima gangster, i drive a kool car.
ima gangster, i smoke weed in a cigar.

yo! my gangster flow.
yo!yoyoyo.

im rolling on doughs, iced out like hocky.
i got got kicked outta Japan for drinking all da saki.

wut a *****, gimmie head hoe.
wuts up to my dogs, yoyoyo.

they play this song on the radio all day long,
so everyone can hear my gangster song.

nobody thought i'd blow up like a firestone tire-
oh, theres no beat left...

[StealthyNemesis]

Geno, by nathan did you mean me?

[Genocide]

I meant to post my first rap post I just thought these were funny, Thanks for catching that

[The Only M to the C]

^^^^lol but thats not the hole josh tobin rap and yes the creater made that song name is josh tobin and there mad parts skiped in thier

[j0kie]

haha

[cpw]

Yo i'm corporal W
I would be dead if it wasn't for you
I play my xbox three sixtizzle
Hold on, i really gotta pizzle....
and yo, yo , yo, i don't know how to whistle

[Gorskino10]

Im a hustler its like ya keep forgetting
5 mill in 3months and ya still think im bulls**tin
talk to me like dat all yall end up with a split lip
if the cops come say its a friendly rift
now do ya job and role me splif
before the viagra goes and i lose my stif

[The Only M to the C]

all u think u hot but listing to dis
u would be cold ay briss
so just hiss

...here we go hope i don't get in trouble for dis

.....Broke the rubba, busted another all up in ya motha, so how u feel like havin another baby brotha? Wha? dont studda, ya pants hangin so low ya new baby brotha can be ya new lova!......

[CLASSIC ROCKER]

Can you feel it, see it, hear it today?
If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway
You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast
And it feels so good, it's like walking on glass
It's so cool, it's so hip, it's alright
It's so groovy, it's outta sight
You can touch it, smell it, taste it so sweet
But it makes no difference cuz it knocks you off your feet
You want it all but you can't have it
It's cryin', bleedin', lying on the floor
So you lay down on it and you do it some more

You've got to share it, so you dare it
Then you bare it and you tear it
You want it all but you can't have it
It's in your face but you can't grab it
It's alive, afraid, a lie, a sin
It's magic, it's tragic, it's a loss, it's a win
It's dark, it's moist, it's a bitter pain
It's sad it happened and it's a shame
You want it all but you can't have it
It's in your face but you can't grab it
What is it?
It's it
What is it?...

[Gorskino10]

You've got to share it, so you dare it
Then you bare it and you tear it
You want it all but you can't have it
It's in your face but you can't grab it
It's alive, afraid, a lie, a sin
It's magic, it's tragic, it's a loss, it's a win
It's dark, it's moist, it's a bitter pain
It's sad it happened and it's a shame
You want it all but you can't have it
It's in your face but you can't grab it
What is it?
It's it
What is it?...

Man That Is Very Good M8,I Like It Its Flows Gd :D

[G50 SHOOTER]

yo know im the best put everybody to rest u trying to shoot me a got a bullet proof vest shoot you in the chest
i need to take a rest you know im from the west put up the crest sign i think you cross the line you girlfriend looks fine
then i put her in the bed her ***** is all red then we sweat take her in a jet she has a white tee then i make her wet




dats all i got

[jtgame]

Yo this goes out to all the wack ass verses by nirvana4life
Your **** is the worse rhymes I ever heard in my life
cause the greatest rapper of all time died on March 9th
God bless his soul rest in peace kid
It's because of him now at least I know What Beef is
It's not what I would call this nah see this is somethin different
A fa**ot n!gga tryin ta make a livin offa dissin
Somebody that he gotta know is betta than him
but he feelin himself, cause he got more cheddar than him
Well lemme tell you somethin, you might got mo' cash then me
But you ain't got the skills to eat a n!gga's a$$ like me
And if you really want to show off, we can get it on
Live in front of the cameras on your own sitcom
I'll let you kick a verse, **** it, I'll let you kick em all
I'll even wait for the studio audience to applaud
Now watch me rip the tat from your arm
Kick you in the groin, stick you for your freestyle award
In front of your mom your 1st, 2nd and 3rd born
Make your wife get on the horn call for a mod
So he could persuade me to squash it, I saw naw he started it
He forgot what a hardcore artist is
A hardcore artist is a dangerous man, such as myself
trained to run 20 miles in soft sand
On or off land, programmed to kick hundreds of bars off hand
from a lost and forgotten land, you done did it man
You done spitted some wack ****tit
And probably thought that because it's been a minute I'll forget it
**** that, cause like roberto and NJ I see The B!tch In Yoo
and I'ma make the world see it too, mother******

[Dsella]

yo im ya ***** dsella im a fine lookin fella..

still workin on it lol

[nirvana4life]

Can you feel it, see it, hear it today?
If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway
You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast
And it feels so good, it's like walking on glass
It's so cool, it's so hip, it's alright
It's so groovy, it's outta sight
You can touch it, smell it, taste it so sweet
But it makes no difference cuz it knocks you off your feet
You want it all but you can't have it
It's cryin', bleedin', lying on the floor
So you lay down on it and you do it some more

You've got to share it, so you dare it
Then you bare it and you tear it
You want it all but you can't have it
It's in your face but you can't grab it
It's alive, afraid, a lie, a sin
It's magic, it's tragic, it's a loss, it's a win
It's dark, it's moist, it's a bitter pain
It's sad it happened and it's a shame
You want it all but you can't have it
It's in your face but you can't grab it
What is it?
It's it
What is it?...

This is either a poem or a Justin Timberlake rap I cna't decide.

[CLASSIC ROCKER]

lol it actually isnt mine, its part of song called epic by faith no more
at least its not Nirvana :D

[Twist my hairy nips]

I got banned from this site bout 50 times,
yall cant touch that, its a record that still climbs.
When I come on here every post is a lock,
the rest of u haters can suck my ****.

Chumps like mdubz can only imagine,
what the worlds like outside without the men u shaggin.
Get off this site dubz and come see me in my hood,
but watch who you tryin fool cause u aint no good.

[Riley]

Ayo, ayo, ayo, ayo,

Sup, it's riley yeah, yeah.

Mof*cka's better run yeah, yeah.

Everyone's saying un yeah, yeah.

I once was a wise man yeah, yeah.

But, you can touch this yeah, yeah.

No one cause no trouble yeah, yeah.

Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah............?

I'm outro.

[illninja29]

Yo this is illninja i kill nigg@s just like Riley hey dont lie to me you know the Yankees suck its all about the White Sox B!tch whats up.

[Nate Dog 12345]

Riley
Im a pro at this game *****
Your just a rookie
Ill cut open your **** like it was a fortune cookie

Rileys raps arent even perpetual
Hes just a raging homosexual!

[jtgam3]

hikory dicory doc ur moms a dirty ****

[Nate Dog 12345]

lol

[Brandon Smith]

Yo check it
i walk around town with a stark erection
i gave your mom a yeast infection

[Hobbit JT]

Egg fried rice
Is very Nice,
I Like to eat Lice
I Have two dice,
Im not very tall,
But I have big balls
Sweet and sour pork,
I popped my cork
My rap is crap!

[SuicidalS0ulja]

Riley, u call those bars
You'l get left with skars
acting like you got bare arms
u think the hood is jolly farm
all you got is a toy gun in your palms
My bars are up there like stars
yeah there moving fast like cars
chat crap bout u remove bare bras

now U dont wanna start a lyrical war
leave you for dead on the floor
u cry when you scrape you knee like your 4
when you banged your mum she was screaming for moreeeeeeeeeee

[Hobbit JT]

I like Coco Pops
I like Nesquick
Clemidia
Gonareoha
AIDS
Syphilis
Yeast Infection
Bob the builder