check out these weird laws in the us

[OldBayFries]

http://www.dumblaws.com/

alot of these are really funny. especially the ones about beating wives.

[Wings OfForever]

I used to love reading the ones about New York. Like, this one, for instance:

A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

[weaselcannon]

I love reading through stupid laws. There was a book around here somewhere that i had bought with stupid laws from around the world. It's such a good book. Gotta seek it out.

xD@Wings

[Wings OfForever]

Best I've seen, so far:

It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel

[weaselcannon]

0_o That is awesome.

Texas just won I believe:

Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

Huntingdon, West Virginia just won the most ****ed up law award.

It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.

0_o

[Wings OfForever]

I'm goin' to West Virginia!

(lol I'm noob)

[OldBayFries]

yeah weasel, that one about beating your wife in public in front of the courthouse is hilarious. Not that beating your wife is good, but the law is for sure hilarious.

edit: i just informed my girlfriend that we are gonna move to W virginia and the reason why.
Looks like I wont get lucky this evening

[G-Dogg]

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal to sleep naked.
It is illegal not to drink milk.
It is illegal to cut a woman’s hair.

Haha, nice find. These made me laugh.

"But.. I'm allergic to dairy products!" "DRINK IT!!!".

[twistedsymphony]

In New York:

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

[Wings OfForever]

In New York:

Yea, I saw that one. Made me lol hard.

[weaselcannon]

yeah weasel, that one about beating your wife in public in front of the courthouse is hilarious. Not that beating your wife is good, but the law is for sure hilarious.

edit: i just informed my girlfriend that we are gonna move to W virginia and the reason why.
Looks like I wont get lucky this evening

Self ownage. The bitter aftertaste. :p

[Cisco]

"Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship."


I didn't know this was a law in California :confused:

Or this one:


"No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour."


Here's one specific to the area that I live in:

In SF

Persons classified as “ugly” may not walk down any street.

Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
WTF?? LOL What I'm wondering is, who in the first place did these kinds of things for them to become illegal? :rolleyes:

[Meta Dante]

Virginia ****ing blows.

Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.

It is illegal to tickle women.

You may not have oral or anal sex.

[OldBayFries]

how about texas:
-It is illegal to sell one�s eye.
-Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
-A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed
Dallas Texas:
-It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.

And West Virginia:
-It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
-Roadkill may be taken home for supper.

Florida:
-Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
-You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM
-It is considered an offense to shower naked.
-You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.

[ZRXT]

Lol, like all of indiana's are fake.

[Addington]

I would like to see someone try to beat their wife in WV according to the law. They could just say they were doing it within the guide lines of the law.

[usmc123]

Were strict about our dildos (Arizona)
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.